NFL Pickem's Week 5

Welcome back my friends, To the blog that somehow never ends..

Cleveland(1-3) At Baltimore(1-3) 1:00 PM CBS

Where to start? If you marked this game on your calender's for the Ravens to" Wake up" Go back and circle another date..

All the Browns have done is stay in almost every game they have played this season, Almost beating really decent teams.. Until, The Browns became the Browns as always..

But... At least they will beat Baltimore.. Final Score, Convicts 18- Clevelans Show 24.

St. Louis (2-2 ) At Green Bay(4-0) 1:00 PM CBS

The Rams are the next team to try beat the Packers at home, Good luck with that,Better teams have tried, And failed..

Madden 16 might have said Rodgers throws 2 picks in the game,But it's a game.. Not real life.. I just do not think the Rams are that good yet..

Final Score, Goats,21- Packers 42.

 

New England (3-0) At Dallas(2-2) 4:25 PM CBS

Oh don't look now, But the Messiah in cleats is about to arrive in Dallas..What can you say about Tom Brady? I do not have near enough time to list everything.. Just suffice to say Metrosexual..


Then we have the Cowboys, Who are shockingly tied for the NFC Least lead .. I've said it before, This may be the worst division in football!!

Oh screw it,
Final Score, Patty Oh' Brady's 24, Broke Backs 22.. No one wins watching this game!!



San Francisco(1-3) At New York(Andres 2-2)

You see, The rock is a football.. Oh fuck it...

THIS is the Sunday night game?? I guess they thought they were going to get the 2 teams that played LAST season..

This will be unwatchable,

Final Score, Gold Diggers 21- Andre's 24.

Heyyyyyyyyy

Pittsburgh(2-2) At San Diego(2-2) 8:30 Monday ESPN

I'm going to be totally honest here, IF the Steelers stick to the half assed play calling they used last week, This game is over before it starts!!

Plus, Let's hope the newest kicker in town can actually put a ball through the uprights without throwing it through!!

Then, There's this guy....

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

All you hope for is he doesn't get wound up, And start throwing Touchdowns past the Steelers swiss cheese secondary.. Oh fuck it.. Final Score, Mighty McBeams 28, Laser Faces 21.

And there you have yet another weeks hardly planned, In no way shape or form thought out football picks.. As always, If you think you can do better.. Challenge me.. Until next time.. Free dessert after 11am..