NFL Pick Em's Week 15

Welcome back my friends.. Before we get to the picks, I want to thank everyone who broke a record last week..
This tiny little blog of mostly dick jokes, And football picks set it's all time record of readers last week with.....211??? What the blue hell... And where the hell where you at the first 5 plus years !! With that ...We have also finally broken 20,000 views.. Which I never dreamed of happening!!For that, I thank each and every one of you!! And now.. On with the football related dick jokes..

New York(Jets  8-5) At Dallas (4-9) Sat 8:25 PM

Call me old fashion, Why did you say such a hurtful thing? 
Anyways.. This is the part of the season when the NFL shows games on Saturday nights to schedule around the holidays, make more money, Make small children and animal happy.... Whatever the reason, We are Blessed...  Tortured to watch games like this..  And speaking as a Steelers fan,This is  something like Christmas, I only do this  once a year..
Final Score, Green Planes 24- Broke Backs 31??

Carolina (13-0) At New York(Andre's 6-7)  1:00 pm

On paper, You'd expect the Giants to be beaten worse then Rodney King.. But The Panthers are starting to get that point where it's taking a last minute play to finish a game..
Case in point,Last week against the Saints.. Carolina had to play keep up with the Saints, Then after scoring the final touchdown, Pull off a defensive stop..  Yes, That's football, But they dodged a huge bullet last week  when TE Greg Olsen left the game with a very not so serious knee injury.. I'm all for a team to shut the 72 Dolphins up,And run the table, But every week gets harder..
 You know where I'm heading with this .. Final Score, Panthers 42- Andre's 31...Yeah I lied....

Everything was going great..Until Johnny's wang slipped out!

Packers(9-4) At Oakland (6-7)

this actually may be a pretty good game, Oakland is no longer as horrendous as seasons past, Decent QB,Ok defense.. And of course the Packers are the Packers.. Just seem to reload every season..If the Steelers were not on at 4..I'd watch this game, But they are,And I won't..

Final Score, Packers 31- Silver Pirates 14.

Cleveland(3-10) At Seattle(8-5)

Shawn, I feel for you this week.. Have to watch a tale of 2 teams you like.. 1 Team is successful, Good front office.. The other team.... Let's just leave it at that!!

Final Score, Brownies 24-...... Seahawks..21... This what you call a trap game!!!

Denver(10-3) At Pittsburgh(8-5)

Honestly, This should be the Sunday night or Monday night game! I actually did a double take when I realized Denver was 10-3.. The last few weeks have been rough, But still a tough defense(Broncos ranked #1) .

But let's be honest.. You already know who I'm going to pick..

Final Score, Orange Ponies 24- Large Ben's 41..



                                                                    And there you have it folks.. Yet another week of nowhere close to thought out professional football guesses..1 Last thing.. Thank you again for the HUGE uptick in readers last week!!  Until next time.. You pick your friends, and you can pick your noses.. Oh fuck it, You know the rest!!!