NFL Pick Em's Week 2

Thank god football is back!! And if you followed along last week,. You may have noticed I wasn't too shabby!! 3-1 is oil.,But also my record for the young season.. Suck on that haters lol.Now what you're really here for... Picks damnit!!








Dallas(0-1) At Washington(0-1)  1:00PM FOX

Washington spent a lot of money for a CB who covered Darrius Heyward Bay Monday night.. Rather then cov er Antonio Brown, Who scored twice ... They had him cover Bay.. Who had a total of 2..Yes 2 passes defended... Money well spent..

Congratulations, You now get to face Dez Bryant Tell me how you think this 1 ends up?


Final score, Washington Football team 14-Brokebacks  31.. Toast WILL be served..

Cincinnati (1-0) At Pittsburgh(1-0) 1:00PM CBS

I can bet I will not see anything but highlights from this game, Only because Baltimore plays at the same time.. Vontaze Burfict will be watching from home, Thanks to a hit that almost took off Antonio Brown's head in the playoffs last season..

Also missing is 1 half of the Doobie Brothers, Leveon Bell.. Who will miss the 2nd of his 3 games .. This game is just going to be ugly..No love lost on either side of the ball, The hits will be coming all day.. Just think of last season, You know that playoff game...Second verse, Same as the first.. Final Score, Bungles 21- Large Bens 36.



New Orleans (0-1)At New York(Andres)
1:00 PM FOX

This is a tale of 2 games.. Little Eli throws for 207,And wins... Drew Brees throws for 423 and loses.... The key is being efficient..But if we get lucky, This will be a shootout like last year..

Final Score, Andre's 41- Aint's 42.. Pick 6 from Eli late..

 Baltimore(1-0) At Cleveland(0-1)

1:00 PM CBS

This game is going to be a dumpster fire.. Baltimore had to squeak out a win against the Bills, The Browns.. Well they are the Browns....

Sadly this is the game I will probably be forced to watch.. NOT..
Final Score, Convicts 21- Cleveland show 24.

 Green Bay(1-0) At Minnesota (1-0)   8:30 PM NBC

The Vikings are keeping quiet on who is starting at Quarterback ...And it really doesn't matter.. They'll be out by halftime..Not for injury(Heaven Forbid) But just plain ineffectiveness.. Good thing they have Peterson..

1 Good thing about this game. That new TD Bank Stadium is pretty sweet looking!!
Final score, Acme Cheese 41- Purple People Eaters 24.



And there you have it folks, Yet another week of nowhere hear thought out.. Non scientific Pro Football picks.. Until next time.. You can't have any pudding unless your eat your meat!