If you look like the clown on the left, Please just shoot yourself.. You are a poser, Shockingly you don't have a beard also, Plus at least 1 tattoo..Whoever came up with this Uber douche look,But they also need shot, Stabbed, Set on fire And buried!!!This has to be the stupidest looking thing I have ever seen.. And I lived in the 80's !!!
Just cut the damn thing off, No one wants to see that nasty bag o hair on top of your head. Just get rid of it..
If you have to jump off a dresser to get in them, You need to get rid of them! No one.. Man or Woman EVER needs to wear anything like this... EVER!! If you ask someone do these shorts,Jeans Whatever make you look like they fit ok(And this is coming from a fat guy) Get rid of them NOW!!!
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When going to a baseball game, Or any sporting event, At least know something about it.. Nothing worse then hearing this over your shoulder..
So what does that guy out there on the left, Way out there by that wall, What does he do? Well genius, That is a left fielder, And that is where he plays. They are called position players for a reason.And it's not a sexual thing.. Imagine hitting the ball to the left reverse cowboy... HIiiiioooooooo.
Bragging about seeing summer block busters...
In case you didn't realize, It's 2017.. Everyone will probably see that hot summer movie sooner then later.. You telling people the ending is just being a dick.. And a world class dick.. Just say it's awesome, And hope you see it soon.. Don't replay the entire fucking movie line by line!!
Summer Driving
These rules actually apply to most of the year, , Assholes are out in droves in the warm weather.. A very easy way to identify a class of common douches..Look for the BMW emblem , And I mean on anything..Cars, Tshirts, Even douche bags with a tattoo... Run don't walk away if you see these assholes...For some reason they think they are in Germany.. And that doesn't bode well for some.....
And there you have it folks.. A few of the things to be aware of during the upcoming summer months... Follow these simple steps, And you could save a life...Yours.....
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