NFL Pick Em's Week 3

Holy shit they won!! I was in shock when I found out they actually pulled it off.. So now that the happy drunks of Cleveland are recovering...


It's time for the week 3 picks, I will say I had Cleveland losing  31-28. But congrats Brownies




                                                    

New York(Andre's) (0-2)  At Houston (0-2) 

Sunday 1:00pm FOX

Good luck watching this game, Barkley was "supposed to be" The next Barry Sanders.. But aside from a 68 yard run on opening day, He hasn't shown much. 

The Giants have a horrendous offensive line, Eli may get killed by the end of the season!

But it's not like Houston is fairing much better, I think I'd rather watch paint dry!!

Final Score, Yosemites 21- Andre's 24.

Dallas(1-1) At Seattle(0-2)      

4:25 pm FOX

Wow even the late games suck!! The only reason Dallas has a victory, Is because they played the Giants last week!!

Final Score, Jerry's Boys 31- Water Birds 34.

                              

Green Bay(1-0-1) At Racially Insensitive Team Name(1-1)

1:00 pm Fox

I'm pretty sure the Packers are fired up, After getting royally screwed by the refs last week, They come into Washington, Which actually have more Packers fans there then Washington fans!!!

Final Score, Acme 24- Washington 24...

NO.... NO NO NO!!! No more fucking ties!!!

REAL Final Score, Packers 38- Washington's 31.

 

                                         

                                                     Pittsburgh(0-1-1) At Tampa Bay(2-0)
                                                             8:15pm ESPN, Monday Night

                                     Speaking of no more ties...I am at a complete loss for words , I have always been,And will continue to be a Steelers fan.....

That being said..... What the ever loving fuck is going on????? LeVeon  holds out, Antonio whines like a 3 year old..The defense looks like the see through curtain.. And now you get to play the hottest team in the NFL.. Wonderful...
 Dear sweet 9 pound, 5 ounce Baby Jeebus.. Can you PLEEEEEASE   find the team I love.... Do not punish thy, For I love the game, But shit.. You gotta find the guys who are in a storage room at Heinz Field tied up.. And get the circus clowns taking their place far away!!! In his name.. AMEN!!!

                                                    Final Score, Large Bens 42- Fitz Magics 34.
And on the 1st day.. He found our team!!!!

Well... That's about all the time we have for this episode, Until Next time.. Portions of this show were edited for time,   and did not affect the outcome of the  game. I'm Johnny Gilbert..