NFL Pick Em's Week 1

Welcome back crackers!!!  Boy this has been a wild week.. First he's a Raider, Then He's no one, Then he's a Patriot... Oh Antonio, You're with the dark side, Good thing Josh Gordon probably has weed handy!!! The Raiders were given a floral arrangement, And a card from Pittsburgh... Thanks for the 2 picks you incredible idiots!!







You didn't come here for Antonio Brown jokes, Did you? Of course you didn't.. So let's get started!

Titans (0-0)  At Browns 

1:00 PM  CBS

Cleveland got in to the grab a "head case" WR in the off season, Adding Eli Manning's only target Odell Beckham Jr...So far it's been reported he has been a model player.. That'll last until he has 3 catches for 12 yards and 0 touchdowns..

That won't happen today..
Final score, Former Oilers 16, Cleveland show  24.

New York(Andre's)  At Dallas

4:25 PM FOX

Every time I have to make this pick, I have to do a pro/con spreadsheet, Run constant replays of games over and over.. Who am I kidding..
 
Final Score, Andre's 24- Jerry's Boys 23.

Houston At New Orleans

Monday Night 7:10PM

This game could be ugly fast, And we're just talking about the announce team, ESPN usually throws the lower grade team on the first Monday game..

Then it will just get ugly..

Final Score, Texans 14- Thainth 42.

Steelers At Patriots

Sunday Night 8:20 PM NBC

Remember what we talked about at the beginning?Yes, This is a test.. No scrolling up.. If Patriots/Steelers needed a bit more fuel, They signed our old friend Antonio Brown.. Sure hope they didn't sign him for his "knowledge" of the Steelers formations....

                                                                         Final Score, Mighty McBeams 28- Air Ballers  24.



And there you have it ladies and or gentlemen, The start of another season of non professional picks. Let's do thius again.. Until next time, We're all just dust in the wind!