This won't be your ordinary year in review.. This will be done by BOB McKain.. What does that mean for you?Glad you asked.. Normally I would just glance over something,And move on to the next subject..But as Bob,You bet your ass if it pissed me off,I'll tell ya about it!!!So,Without further delay..I bring you 2009,The Bob year in review..
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Jan
The Pittsburgh Steelers Defeated the Baltimore Ravens for the AFC Championship.
Actor Ricardo Montalban passed away at age 88(The rumors of his burial in a Chrysler Cordoba were unfounded,But Grumblings And Rumblings has found out that his casket had a very soft Corinthian Leather)Also known to people as Richard Mantleban..
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Feb
Michael Phelps suspended for 3 months after being photographed taking a hit off a bong.. Dude..Harsh penalty..
Alex Rodriguez is named as on of the 104 players that tested positive for Steroids
Socks the cat dies at age 19...
The Pittsburgh Steelers win their Sixth Lombardi Trophy with a 27-23 victory over the Arizona Cardinals.
Paul Harvey passes away at age 90..Not such a good day was it?
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March
Ron Silver passes away at 62
Natasha Richardson passes away at 45
Steven Doll (Part of the WWF tag team Well Dunn) passed away at age 48
Dan Seals could never say goodbye.. but did at the age 61
Irving R Levine age 86
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April
The Pittsburgh Pirates started the 2009 season..Much more on that later!!
Nick Adenhart Passes away hours after pitching 6 scoreless innings against the Oakland A's. Nick was 22.(Grumblings and Rumblings 4/10/2009)
Marilyn Chambers-Age 56.No replies have been sent when asked if she was behind the Green Door at the time of her death...
Harry Kalas-Age 73.Died in Washington DC on the Nationals home opener against the Phillies..
Mark "The Bird"Fidrych -Age 54
Bea Arthur-Age 86..I won't even make the joke about the shoe...
Playboy Buddy Rose-Age 56.Liked to let people know he was A"SlimTrim"217 Pounds..But was probably closer to 375.
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May
Jack Kemp-Age 73.
Dom DeLuise -Age 75.. (Grumblings And Rumblings 5/5/09)
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June
The Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup with a 4 games to 3 series over the defending champion Detroit Red Wings.
David Carradine-Age 72.. Here's your lesson of the year..When planning a crazy sexual thing.. Ya may want to have someone around to take the rope off your neck!!
Michael Jackson-Age 50..To be fair,Most of his ORIGINAL body parts died YEARS before this...
Farrah Fawcett-Age 62..Show of hands,How many guys had a poster of her?
Billy Mays-Age 50..The rumors of his ashes being used for a"special"Oxy Clean were untrue.(Grumblings And Rumblings 06/09.
Fred Travalena -Age 66. Little known fact..He impersonated Michael Jackson on the MTV movie awards in 1992,And Co starred in a short lived TV show with Farrah Fawcett..
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July
Karl Malden-Age 97..
Steve McNair-Age 36..Yet another lesson here kids..If you are dating more then 2 people.. Make sure 1 of them does not have a gun!!
Walter Cronkite-Age 92
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August
John Hughes-Age 59
Les Paul-Age 94
Ted Kennedy-Age 83
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September
The Pittsburgh Pirates break the record for most losing seasons in a row at 17..Pretty sure this record has a couple more years to be added..
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October
Capt Lou Albano-Age 76(Grumblings And Rumblings 10/09)
Soupy Sales-Age 83
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November
Abe Pollin-Age 85
The Biggest sports story of the year,Was sadly not a team winning a championship..It was Tiger Woods and his 2,Or 3 Or 40 affairs..This all started in November,And as of this writing is just growing more it seems..I for one will not write about it.Why?All this does is just put his name out there EVEN more then it needs to be...You had a nice run Tiger..But those days are over!
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December
Eddie Fatu-Age 36.You may know him as Umaga,Or even Jamal from 3 minute warning..
Oral Roberts-Age 91
Chris Henry-Age 26 .Yet another lesson..If you are fighting with your wife,Girlfriend,Friend a Fit.Whatever she is,And she starts to drive off...Do NOT get into the back of a moving vehicle!!!
George Michael-Age 70.
And there you have it.. I am sure I left out events,Or other things out of the list..But screw it..I'm sure we can fix that in 2010..
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