Saturday, September 24, 2016

NFL Pick Em's Week 3

Some weeks you win....Some weeks you lose.. Thankfully the Large Ben's stayed the course and beat those scummy Bungles!!!

But as our motto has always been, Ever forward!!!

I'm sure our 1(?) Loyal reader is happy we are at least doing picks.. So for that possible 1 loyal reader.. Let the fun begin!

Detroit(1-1) At Green Bay(1-1) 1:00 PM FOX

The Lions are doing somewhat OK with out Megatron, Help if you have 18 receivers to throw to..

Then there is Aaron Rodgers.He always has these crappy numbers beginning/ Midseason, And he always bounces back.

Let's be honest here.. Green Bay really doesn't lose a lot at home,And  this is the home opener.. I have to disclose before I go any further, I have RB Eddie Lacy in my fantasy league.. So, Here's hoping for a 175 yards, 2 touchdown day for him!!

Final Score, Blue Cats, 24- Acme Cheese 38.

Cleveland(0-2) At Miami (0-2) 1:00 PM CBS

Welcome to the round table of Quarter backing Browns style..
The Browns have used RG3,Josh McCown ,And now will use rookie Case  Cody Kessler .With Clip board Jesus,
 Charlie Whitehurst as back up..

If you think that is bad.. The Dolphins leading rusher is Ryan Tannehill ..

I'm going out on a limb here, The fire needs to be put out..
Final score, Cleveland Show 24- Land sharks 21.

Washington(0-2) At New York(Andres) (0-2)

1:00 PM FOX

The Washington football team's run through Grumblings And Rumblings Pick Em's tour continues this week..

After falling to Pittsburgh,And Dallas. They now have the pleasure to go up against The Andre's..

Let's be honest here folks.. New York is playing at home, Just beat the Saints by a late FG.. I just don't know what to say.. Oh who am I kidding...

Final Score, Washington 28-  Andre's 35.

Pittsburgh(2-0) At Philadelphia (2-0) 4:25 PM CBS

THIS may be the game of the week,But then I think about who the Eagles have played... They played RG3 for maybe 3 quarters.. And Jay Cutler for a half..

Just do not see them putting up numbers against the Steeler defense..

Oh screw it, You know what I'm going to do
                       Final Score, Mighty McBeams 36- Green Birds 21.

Chicago(0-2) At Dallas(1-1) 8:30 PM NBC

How bad is Chicago? Brian Hoyer is your starting quarter back..

Let's just cut to the chase.. I hate picking Dallas..

Final Score, Da Bears, 34- Brokebacks 28

See what I did there? It's called a swerve...

And there you have it folks, Yet another week of somewhat thought out, Non scientific football picks.. Until next week, If you shake it more then 3 times..It's playing with it...

Sunday, September 18, 2016

NFL Pick Em's Week 2

Thank god football is back!! And if you followed along last week,. You may have noticed I wasn't too shabby!! 3-1 is oil.,But also my record for the young season.. Suck on that haters lol.Now what you're really here for... Picks damnit!!

Dallas(0-1) At Washington(0-1)  1:00PM FOX

Washington spent a lot of money for a CB who covered Darrius Heyward Bay Monday night.. Rather then cov er Antonio Brown, Who scored twice ... They had him cover Bay.. Who had a total of 2..Yes 2 passes defended... Money well spent..

Congratulations, You now get to face Dez Bryant Tell me how you think this 1 ends up?

Final score, Washington Football team 14-Brokebacks  31.. Toast WILL be served..

Cincinnati (1-0) At Pittsburgh(1-0) 1:00PM CBS

I can bet I will not see anything but highlights from this game, Only because Baltimore plays at the same time.. Vontaze Burfict will be watching from home, Thanks to a hit that almost took off Antonio Brown's head in the playoffs last season..

Also missing is 1 half of the Doobie Brothers, Leveon Bell.. Who will miss the 2nd of his 3 games .. This game is just going to be ugly..No love lost on either side of the ball, The hits will be coming all day.. Just think of last season, You know that playoff game...Second verse, Same as the first.. Final Score, Bungles 21- Large Bens 36.

New Orleans (0-1)At New York(Andres)
1:00 PM FOX

This is a tale of 2 games.. Little Eli throws for 207,And wins... Drew Brees throws for 423 and loses.... The key is being efficient..But if we get lucky, This will be a shootout like last year..

Final Score, Andre's 41- Aint's 42.. Pick 6 from Eli late..

 Baltimore(1-0) At Cleveland(0-1)

1:00 PM CBS

This game is going to be a dumpster fire.. Baltimore had to squeak out a win against the Bills, The Browns.. Well they are the Browns....

Sadly this is the game I will probably be forced to watch.. NOT..
Final Score, Convicts 21- Cleveland show 24.

 Green Bay(1-0) At Minnesota (1-0)   8:30 PM NBC

The Vikings are keeping quiet on who is starting at Quarterback ...And it really doesn't matter.. They'll be out by halftime..Not for injury(Heaven Forbid) But just plain ineffectiveness.. Good thing they have Peterson..

1 Good thing about this game. That new TD Bank Stadium is pretty sweet looking!!
Final score, Acme Cheese 41- Purple People Eaters 24.

And there you have it folks, Yet another week of nowhere hear thought out.. Non scientific Pro Football picks.. Until next time.. You can't have any pudding unless your eat your meat!

Saturday, September 10, 2016

NFL Pick Ems Week 1!

Standard Tony Romo picture...
My oh my it has been a LONG time!!! I honestly have zero excuses for not posting..
I have wanted to, But I actually thought about writing a post, Shutting down the little blog..
But I enjoy doing the football picks, And really have put some thought into other topics.Just getting my mind in to actually doing said posts, Was a different story all together..But you're not here to wonder why the hell I haven't posted since fucking February..You came for picks!!
      Cleveland At Philadelphia 1PM  CBS

OK, I have to admit.. This won't be a game I will be watching.. A)It won't be shown in my area.
B) It's the Browns for fucks sakes!!
But something funny happened during the writing of this.. I actually think they have a shot of winning this..Hope springs eternal on opening weekend... That will fade quickly.
 Final score, Brownie Bites 32- Iggles 24.

Green Bay At Jacksonville 1PM FOX

Now this is a game I would watch....If it was available in the area!! (Editors not, I do have  Blake Bortles in my fantasy league, Plus the Jags have been in the rotation before).

But as much as I hope the Jags go wild, And pull this off..They are still playing the Packers with Aaron Rodgers under center.. All I can hope for is huge numbers are put up..

Final Score, Cheeseheads 45-Jagoffs 38..

Ney York(Andres) At Dallas 4:25 PM FOX

Take a guess what late game I'll get stuck with.. Yep, It's going to be a long afternoon!!!

Final Score, Andres 34- Brokebacks 27. Prescott does his best Romo impersonation with a pick 6 at the end!!

You smell that one Coach?


So there you have it folks.. Yet another.... Oh I bet you think I forgot about that Monday night game....                                                                            
                                                                               Pittsburgh At Washington 7:10 PM ESPN

Really, You're starting the game around 7? Sweet 9 pound, 5 Ounce Baby Jeebus are you insane man??
With  the normally shitty DC commute,Plus the Metro probably being down for some reason,Most fans won't get to that shit hole Fed Ex Field until sometime in the 4th quarter... Let's just save everyone 75 bucks in parking fees shall we...Steelers start out a bit sluggish, Then get rolling about 3 mins left in the 1st quarter.. Keep rolling till after halftime, Josh Norman picks Large Ben  off in back to back series..Kirk Cousins screams something stupid into the camera... Then everyone who was in traffic finally gets there.. The mostly Steeler crowd is wild.. Someone actually hacks into the Washington scoreboard,And Renegade is played just in time for the last defensive series...

Oh you know what happens next.... Final Score, Large Bens 41-Washington suburbs team 24...

And there you have the first of many not really thought out, Non scientific pro football  picks.. Until next time... If you can't be with the 1 you want.. Love the 1 you're with....

Friday, September 9, 2016

Take A Stand,Or Kneel...

Pictured on the left are athletes kneeling during the National Anthem. And the debate has started..

Let me ask you this question to start our conversation?

Do you always stand when the anthem is played? And I am not just talking about being at a event, I am talking about even when you're home watching a game, Or whatever event the anthem is played?

How many of you said yes? I am going to go out on a limb here and say 0...Does this make you a "Bad American"? No.. It doesn't... Why would you stand up in your own house right?

So why does it bother so many people when someone doesn't in a stadium?

This whole story begins in Santa Clara California, Where 49'ers  QB Colin Kaepernick has refused to stand during the national anthem.This is his choice, His freedom of speech, His given right..

I understand some of the comments I have heard.Oh he's a Muslim(What??),He is a fucking traitor He should move to Russia(another head scratcher),All these comments are people expressing their right of free speech.
So why can't he have his? An it's not just him. Soccer players, Other NFL players have also joined in.
Are they "monsters"For doing this also?

 Kaepernick has cited racial injustice and police brutality among the many reasons for his actions and said he plans to continue to not stand for the anthem during the regular season

Now for a rant...

He's right, And I could care less if I lose friends,And or readers for stating this.. But he is 100% in his protest. I do not believe in"Black,Blue, White lives matters movements, ALL LIVES MATTER!!! But innocent people, White, Black are being killed by overzealous police. Now before you think I have lost my mind..... I am not saying all police are trigger happy, But seeing videos and reading some accounts, You have to realize there is a problem!

Now, Back to our regularly scheduled blog...

If you are looking for a barometer of where people stand on the subject, Look no further then Kaepernick's  jersey sales, Now the best selling jersey in the NFL. And before you say, Mike, He is making a killing off those sales... He is donating the money he would normally receive.. Doing things like buying book bags for kids in Harlem, And other charitable work..
Look, I'm not saying he is the man of the year, But I am saying this, At a time when politics and name calling have taken over the news, It's a much needed reprise from a very divided country..

We are just a couple days away from the 15th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks,A day this country was  attacked by cowards, Who were not e free to speak their minds in their own country.

Men and women have gave their lives, Bled for this country to give you the right of  Freedom of speech.Why should someone be punished if their view doesn't match yours?

Saturday, February 6, 2016

This And That Feb 2016

Welcome back!! Yes, I know it's been awhile.. And not sure how many actually read/watched the fun with video post.But I'm sure a few of you may have actually liked it!!

                               But that's not why we are here today.... Today is a day to try and catch up on a few things  that have happened over the last few weeks..

                                                                                  We start with something I found while I was bored at work the other night.. The picture is the  original design for Three Rivers Stadium.

I always knew about the" Cut out" Version they started with, Which ended up as a typical stadium design in the late 60's early 70's.. But THIS... Wow, Someone was thinking WAY out of the box!! I can bet you the price tag alone was reason enough not to even try this option..But imagine how cool that would have been!!

David Bowie passed away on January 10 at age 69.There's not many artists who have covered so many types of music, And done it so well!!

Yes, The video to the left, May not be 1 of his best..But It's always been a favorite to me!

Here's where I get angry.... Lady Ga Ga... Is doing the tribute to Bowie at the Grammy's... My only question.... WHY?? Who the hell has this bitch blown to get such an honor??

I could rattle off 10 people who should have done a tribute..And 10 is being very generous.

And just over a week after David Bowie.. Glenn Frey passed away at 67..

Anyone who really knows me, Knows I am huge Eagles fan..
And have to admit I was pretty upset over his passing..I grew up  listening to Hotel California.. Hearing The Heat Is On watching the opening of Beverly Hills Cop..   Plus all his other solo hits,and all of his work with the Eagles.. The video on the left(OK, Not a actually a video..It just music.. Anyways, This is a song written by Frey.. Take a listen..

Safe Home To both Frey and Bowie!!

I'm about to go off on a serious rant..

WHEN.. When did it become OK to have cartoon bears tell me how clean their assholes are????

Honestly.... The latest commercial is the baby bear telling his friend this is good for you .......Skid Mark...... W    H A  T ???

I have a wish.. Please.. Sweet 9 Pound... 5 ounce Baby Jeebus.... Will you please... PLEASE... Find the person who came up with this....Shit....

And please hang them by their nipples..And open a box of carpenter ants on them!! I bet their ass will be squeaky clean after that!!

                              Well folks... Think That is about the end for this visit,, Hope you enjoyed a small does of this and that .. I hope to get more knocked out soon... But..Until next time..Please spay and neuter your pets.. Good night all!!                                          


Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Fun With Videos..Drunken Style!!

WARNING!!! THIS POST WILL OFFEND..If you are easily offended..Do NOT read.. That being said, If you can handle some serious swearing.. Read away...

There's always 1 person who takes things to the extreme at a party..But what happens when when you take that party on the road? Glad you asked...        

00:00-00:02  This where you just want your money back..

00:03-00:09- Now enter the frat boys.. Fuck her in the pussy...Didn't know that was you Mr Winston..

00:10-00:15 You wish you could? Is this her stating she doesn't think he could have ntercourse? And there she is folks, What a train wreck!!

00:16-00:20  He said.. Fuck her right in the pussy!! Are deaf AND drunk stupid?

00:21-00:23 Our hero hides his phone, As he says it YET again!! This guy wants some!!

00:24- 00:26  Hey..His Name is Drew.. Big fucking deal Drew..

00:27-00:30  How Do I know you? Facebook.... Because you REALLY must have checked her out .

00:31-00:47 A young Stevie Nicks gives us a recap of what has went down!!

00:48-00:50 If she says they suck.. They do..Because she knows about sucking!

00:51-01:06  Hi Felicia... Now get off my fucking car!

01:07-01:15 He's hungry..And also sounding a BIT fem...

01:16-01:30  Oh..Her name is Alicia.. Whatever....

01:31-01:50  It never hurts to pound on the drive thru window.. And what the hell did she just say?

01:51-02:00  More drunk talking..But there's a fat bitch scream.. Annnd back into your drunk mobile..

02:01-02:07  See what happens when you call the lady inside names.. Cheese it...It's the fuzz!!!

02:08-02:50  Dude, Bro.. He says.. Dude they are drinking beer ..No shit Capt obvious... You just had her on your car..You have anything in here??? Dude you had weed and didn't share? Fucker...

02:51-03:01 They are drinking beer and everything... Why don't they arrest them.. Because they have to figure out what's going on  Commissioner Gordon..

03:02-03:33  There's that fem voice coming back..Heyyyyyyyy

03:34-04:50 Bro..Dude, Dude, Bro.. I don't wanna be on TV.. You are already..No it's You Tube.. And you haven't even posted it yet.. Because your sitting here you stupid fuck...

04:51-05:10  Blah blah blah ..Dude, Bro..

05:11-05:22  Pull her out..If these guys had their way..They'd pull her out by her pussy bro.. Dude...

05:23-05:35  Don't tase her Bro.

05:36- 06:05 That escalated quickly.. Did she just say she is pregnant? Pretty sure all those beers won't help MOM!

06:06-06:14  She really blew the landing.. Russian judges will not like that..Points will be lost.

06:15-06:30 Dude..She cracked her cranium..Bro I hope she doesn't have a concussion..

06:31-  06:55 Dude, Who's Knockin? I don't know Bro..

06:56- 07:15 NOW they decide it's time to bail?? What the shit ..It's not over!!

07:20- 08:00  Just a couple dudes..Laughing like girls.. Nothing to see here..

Sunday, January 3, 2016

NFL Pick Em's Week 17

Welcome back to yet another week of  what we hope is NOT the last pick em's of the season!!

Fucking Baltimore?? Nice game prep!!
I say that because as long as the Steelers get in the playoffs... And honestly, That is a big maybe... We will continue on with picks.. But after the shitty egg laid last week in Baltimore, The 1 easy way to get in now turns into you better hope and pray!!

Pittsburgh(9-6) At Cleveland(3-12)

You had 1 thing to do!!! Win and you would be in.. But just like Steeler teams of old.. You lost to a team that had NO excuse to be in the same building as you!! Not only that, You lost the AFC North, You win that game, You have a shot at the division .. So much for that!

OK... Enough of that shit from last week.. You're playing a team with a losing record, They are playing their 4th or 5th string quarterback... NO.... This does NOT give you reason to relax..

                                            Cleveland is going to at least try.. Coach is playing for his job, Well he be.. From all reports, Johnny Foot ball has a concussion... Guess it doesn't affect his drinking..

Steelers win, And The Jets lose.. Steelers back in playoffs.. Steelers lose, Cleveland gets the#2 pick overall,,,      Final Score, Mighty Mcbeams 45- With the #1 pick overall.... Cleveland show 21.

Washington(8-7) At Dallas(4-11)

Let's be honest..You already know the outcome.. And RG3 will probably make an appearance by games end..

Short and sweet..

 Final Score, Offensive team name  24- Washington 31.

      Philadelphia(6-9) At New York(Andre's 6-9)

It's the runner up bowl!  Loser gets third place, Bronze medal.. Oh screw it.. This division sucks AND blows.. Final score, Eagles 21- Andre's 32.

 Minnesota(10-5) At Green Bay(10-5)

Here it is folks, The last regular season game of the 2015 season.. And a hell of a game I'm sure it will be!

This is what it's all about, Last game, 2 Teams tied for the division lead, Winner takes it all..

This is easy.. Final Score, Vikings 26- Cheese Heads 38!

                                                             And there you have it, Another week of somewhat thought out, Professional football picks.. And just when you thought I was done.. Buffalo beats the Jets 24-21 in overtime!! That is my bonus pick of the day!!