Fun With Video June 2013 Edition

I know you always love our play by play for assorted videos. And today may be the best find yet,Is there anything better then a all girl taco shop fight? 

Without any further delays, Let the fun begin!

        

05-Nice pants..I think the pro wrestler you stole them from may be angry!
08-There she is.. Muffin top!!!
12-LET'S GET READY TO RUUUMMMMBLE!!!!
13-Nice of the gentleman of the year to just stand there like a complete douche that he is.
20-Awww that nice gang banger is willing to hold her purse..
24-And here's the debut of douche #3..Hat backwards..First sign of douchebaggery!
26-Do all gangs now buy clothes at Tommy Hillfagger?
32-Well lookie here.. Skinhead in the white shirt starts threatening women..Stay classy fuck face!
34-Guess you have to wear your hat backwards to be in this uber douchey "gang"
42-Is that Gail Kim?
51-Nice to see douchebag #4 is tough enough to threaten women..
52-Hike the pants up.No matter how hard ya try, That muffin top is not being covered!!
1:03-And there off!!
1:07-Now our narrator  is showing himself..Stay hidden...Please!!!!
1:13-Worst fake Australian accent ever
1:16- Cat fight Catfight!!
1:22-Everyone join in!! And what the fuck does that guy have on his shirt? It's like a blue superman logo?
1:30-All the staff needs is pop corn to make this EVEN better!
1:35-Please do not spill the cold beverages that have probably been in that machine for decades!
1:40-Yes I'd like a taco with No hair! And can you make sure no blood is on the wrapper this time!
1:48-It's like being at a Jerry Springer show on location!
2:02-Our narrator has changed from Australian to saying Yo, and all Dat stuff.
2:06-The foreign press has picked the story up outside,And are beaming it all over the globe!
2:10-Is that Dusty Rhodes old shirt  from his early WWE days?
2:16-The guy outside is acting like he is filming something else. What else could you see that would out do this?
2:34-Oh boy..The five O is in the house!
2:44-Dude my hat is even more sideways..Ha Ha Ha...
2:48-This is how all drunken skank fights should be! Rip clothes off.. Or,In some cases, Leave them on..
2:55  -Leave if you don't want to go to jail... But didn't you just kick..Oh fuck it.. It's pointless.
3:00-And now he is back to the shitty  Australian accent.
3:10-Even though she is being detained..Never hurts to throw the ol  gang sign up! West siiiiiiiiiiiide.
3:12-Did you really expect  to NOT find a fake eyeleash?
3:20-Now we need close ups of this fake lash... Couldn't you have just saved it for the extended cut.
3:40-Oh great..Now we get slow mo replay of the"fight" Dr Ferdie Pacheco what is your call?
3:48-I am shocked there was no more commentary from ringside..

Oh well..Until the next Taco fight.. We wish you good night!!

Random Ramblings April 2013

See I told you it would not be a long time!! Thank the world around me for giving me such a great  slice  of
off the front page news to ridicule.










Ugh....Just ugh... How fucking stupid can you honestly be?


In true Hipster Douchebag style, The idiot on the bike around 33 seconds, Calls someone to say he is on tv,

IT'S BEING RECORDED YOU DUMB FUCK!!!! Stay golden Pony boy!


Stupidity must be a common thread today.

This dumbass has a library!

How can 1 of the stupidest Presidents ever have a library? Make no sense at all..But it did give us a few great lines.



 Before Thursday’s ceremonies,    Bush did a round of interviews in which he said repeatedly that he is confident of the decisions he made and content to let history judge him in the end.

Pretty sure they will judge you to be a complete fucking moron.. 

And there was this quote when Babs Bush was asked her views on Jeb(Who really names their kid Jeb....Fuck....)

 

But Bush’s mother, Barbara Bush, offered a contrary opinion in her own interview with Lauer. “We’ve had enough Bushes,” she said.

Haven't we all...Haven't we all...


Went to a  Hagerstown Suns game the other night, I think this is the first game I have been to in a long time!

The Suns did not fail to be the Suns.. Walking through the gate,I felt like I was at a community yard sale.

The former team store,Not a bad one at that,Has been turned into a arcade.Now mind you, If they actually would have put things in it to make a real arcade, Closing the team store may have been worth it..

But this is the Hagerstown Suns, And our beloved(?) ball club could not even get that right!

Ryan said it perfectly..It seems like someone went out and bought up stuff from arcades that closed.Yet another.Foul ball...


According to "sources" The team does not even have many items most fan would want to buy at the"team store"Which is now a former concession stand in a small corner.


The other thing I noticed was the fact the Suns took out all soda served in cups,And replaced it with 3 Dollar bottles...You would think they made more money using the old system, But I guess it costs money to use it,So screw that.

I think there may have been 55 people at the game,Yes it was a bit chilly,. But come on, It's still baseball season!!  The Suns may have had more people there if they would have observed Take your kid to work day!!


Washington  Stae makes changes   with less gender based word

Yeah, This was really..Really stupid. Removed penmanship, and replace it with handwriting..

Here's a few they did not replace, But we decided to work on.

Seamen  First Class- Ejaculate First class. Nope doesn't sound right.
Manhole - Love hole? Maybe not..
Lady of the night- Overnight Professional? That may work out OK..
Greaseman- Hobbily Gee... Nope doesn't work..
Lumber Jack,Or Lumber Jill-Now they would be known as Wood cutters. The WWE may have problems  with battle royals...
Man love-Well....... Not even going to touch that.. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Also  Washington has banned  Dude Love from entering the state.
Also anyone with the last name Bush.Will now be known as We do not trim.

Never eat things left on your step!

Employees at a German company found sandwiches on their doorstep,So they did what anyone else would do, They took them inside and decided to eat 1 or 2,Or 25

Police say 25 employees of the company in Steinfeld, Lower Saxony, ate the sandwiches before someone noticed a strange substance on them.

Now I know I have been accused of not being sharp  a time or 2,But if there was "A strange substance" on something, Why the fuck would ever,Ever decide this was OK?

This is Germany after all,If we have learned anything from history,We know never trust Germans with anything!

Do the employees get paid for"sick time"Or is this a case of, You are really fucking stupid, And we decided you deserve to be sick?

The world record  for Skiers doing back flips  together well....

They missed out? Well I can only hope they can all have another shot at breaking their back and or necks  another time.

Was I the only one who start singing the Go Go's song Vacation when I looked  at the picture? I think not!


Until next time.Stay smart!

  

Is This Thing On?

Holy shit it has been awhile hasn't it? We did not celebrate our 5TH anniversary  almost a month ago!

Some days I think I am done with the whole blog thing, Then  days like this I decide I love having a outlet  for my humor... That being said, I think we all could use a few laughs,So let's get on with it!!!



This nugget comes from Kerry Rhodes' "Former wife" Who says HE was in a relationship with the NFL  safety.

Read on for all the "juicy" comments

I'm not going to lie,I chuckled when reading Simpsons quotes... Great stuff!




News anchor lets the shit fly.

The best part is the first 35 or 40 seconds.

Go fuck yourselves North Dakota?


Do you believe in Jager Bombs? YES!!!!

NBC Sunday Night Football co host Al Micheals was arrested early Saturday morning.








Al telling us he had a drink THIS big!







This picture has no story with it.But holy shit I laughed  and laughed when I read the Comment on the side..















If her friends are our future, We are so fucked!!!










OK, That's it for now. I am hoping to be more active in the coming weeks and so on ..

Assorted Ramblings 3/16/2013

How could I make you wait 2 months for another post!! Not when I have found a few items that will hopefully make you  crap your pants from laughing so hard!





                         

Well.... Where to start... I bet Pete got paid good for this.
They are filling 2 houses of furniture, Because Pete likes to.."slide into home"
The sad part here? The salesperson with no acting experience actually did better then Pete.

Cookie Monster.. What do you have to say?

That's what I thought...


With Leather shows us Prison Baseball Fields as shown on Google Earth

Wonder which one is the hardest to hit out of?

Is it just me, Or did #5 look like boobs? And did #8 look like it could be a very large Cuban population  serving time?




Ball Girl makes a tiny  error during ball game.
This is what you get when you want to cross promote from Hooters..
Meanwhile, The REAL ball girl is sitting by the grill,Waiting for her damn wings to get done for table 7!

I am sorry, But being a blonde in tiny,Tight shorts will not  be a reason this happened..

For the record,She did handle the ball well.... Just sayin....

Bill Walton... You are hilarious!!Listen to what he says about Ray Lewis and the limo..      

And to make this even better, Walton starts gushing about Southwest Airlines, His partner says to"Start talking about other airlines", Bill's response is golden.. You have to wonder if Bill just did not care, Or maybe had a few drinks before,And during the game.... Either way it works!



And there you have yet another quality post, Jam packed full of fun and frolics.. Until next time!!

This And That March 2013

Yes I know..It's been awhile.Forgive me? Well be that way then!

The rest of you who have forgiven, Welcome back! There is no shortage of things to talk about,So let's jump into another fun filled post shall we.

 

There is a special place in hell for this uber douchebag!! Hey Dave Matthews called, He said your hat is gay(Not that there is anything wrong with that).

Thank god he is only around a few weeks every year!

Could be worse I guess... He could do Ford commercials year round.

And speaking of  douchebags...

This dumbass throws his lady off a cliff....

Now Now, I know what ya think,But no one was hurt(sadly?),These extreme sports assholes are just hell bent on finding a way to kill themselves.. And I say have at it!

Man buys sewer plant,Shit hits the fan!!

Yes,It's another CNN link.

You try and find crap(pun intended?) To fill a blog post!!

They said he is also building a fire station and a ball field.I hope they aren't built together, That could get messy,Guess it's good they are making a sewage treatment plant..

I'll take my crazy foreign leader under glass thank you very much!

 Why did you think this was a good idea!!!!

You know there is a camera checking her cleavage as we speak right??

Are they checking everyone for glass cutters on entrance?

Strict orders that no one is allowed to place drinks on the top without a coaster.

Kramer's book will look awesome sitting on top of this!

James Harrison released by Steelers today.

From the,We saw this coming for awhile files. LB James Harrison was released by the Steelers this afternoon.Harrison and the Steelers could not agree on a reworked deal for the 35 year old veteran.

Let's hope he is more  remembered for the longest interception  return in Super Bowl history,Then anything he has done in career..

Or he may be remembered for this play.





 Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have your own band of ninjas?

If a frog farted in the woods and no one was around, Did he really let 1 loose?

If you are a band on the run, You are really good at playing musical instruments moving very fast.

If Pace Picante sauce is the "true flavor of the west" What is the the"true flavor of the east"?

And finally.... It's that time again folks,Turn your clocks ahead 1 hour  Saturday Night before you head for slumberland... Or, If you are like I am.. Just fix the 1 clock left that isn't auto change  tomorrow sometime...

Sometimes In Life

Sometimes in life,There are little nuggets that fall out of the sky. That just scream, Bob..You need to discuss this..And here it is...See if you can see where I made a comment, And what was really part of the story...

Forget about Punxsutawney Phil, the Town of Williamsport is holding its first River Rat Day on Saturday, Groundhog Day, to see if the “River Rat” — an actual rat — sees its shadow and predicts six more weeks of winter.



Move over Phil... You are not the only rodent who has meteorological aspirations .. And didn't Mickey Mouse guest on the Weather Channel  already?
Town Councilwoman Joan Knode came up with the idea for River Rat Day.

When does a rat see his shadow? Seems like that would take 3 or 4 drinks easy....

The River Rat Day ceremony will be held on Doubleday Hill at the end of West Salisbury Street beginning at 10 a.m. Saturday. The ceremony will have a master of ceremonies, but is not expected to last long, she said.

 Really not much to see is there? Hey look a rat... That's it.. Good night everybody!!
The town has been selling “Bring Back the Rat” T-shirts for a year or so, with proceeds helping to fund community events, Knode said.

The River Rat used to be the mascot for Springfield Middle School and other sports clubs in town, Knode said.
 Then people realized a disease carrying rodent may not be the best thing to sponsor your children's education.. 

There also are some old-timers in town who like to refer to themselves as river rats, Knode said.

Just because you layed around in a  urine soaked outfit and  ate cheese does not make you a rat..

Knode said she got the idea to have River Rat Day because there isn’t much going on around town this time of year.

“It’s just because, I think everybody’s stir crazy and needs something to get excited about,” Knode said.
And if this doesn't make your blood pump.. You may be dead!!

Knode wrote a fictional history of the river rat that has it witnessing much of the town’s history.


 No one knew it at the time.. But that river rat witnessed the Kennedy Assassination ,Watgergate, The  fall of Communism,And 2 space shuttle accidents..

She paid for a rat costume she ordered from Amazon.com, which someone will wear to Saturday’s ceremony, 
 Amazon DOES carry everything!! 

but there also will be an actual rat.
Oh thank god!!! I was starting to think the "Lucky" rat costumed  person was going to decided on shadow or no shadow..

Councilman Bill Green, who owns the Reptile Crib, a business in town, buys rats to sell as food for the reptiles, he said.

A white rat has been selected from a rodent farm for Saturday’s event, Green said. Unlike common rats, rats from rodent farms tend to be calmer and tamer, he said.

Because when selecting a rat, The first thing is to make sure they are calm.....

After the ceremony, the rat will probably become someone’s pet, he said. Once the rat leaves the controlled area, it cannot be sold as food, he said.


 What in the name of all hell??? Who is eating said rat? Are you out of your ever loving mind?

Knode said people who wear “Bring Back the Rat” T-shirts on Saturday can take advantage of specials and discounts at shops in the town’s center, Knode said. Participating shops will have a River Rat Day poster in their window or shop, she said.

People can buy River Rat T-shirts at Town Hall for $10, Knode said. The T-shirts will be sold Saturday from 10:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Saturday, she said.

  This should be a slice of hell... Up early on a Saturday? Have nothing else to do? Be the lucky 3 people who will actually see a small white rat..

Random Ramblings Jan 2013

Happy New Year everyone(sure it's 8 days late..But at least I said  it!!).


We start this week off with This  

Congratulations to the idiots who elected these clowns into office!! You may have just sent the 1 thing to do on summer nights right out of town!!
If Penny Nigh had her way, This town would be like an old town settlement! Nothing exciting to do, Just go check Civil War relics out. Yeah that sounds exciting!

Now you want to "shop around"for more teams? I hate to break it you,But once the Suns roll out of town, You will have nothing..OK,Maybe you will have College League ball..But that is only a limited number of games.What are you going to do the rest of the summer? Mini golf? I think not...


 Sometimes people do not realize how good things were until a team leaves. Then  you have to spend even more to get someone  to bring a lesser quality product  to town.But thanks to our"Minds" in City hall, You may end up with nothing!


NHL ends strike! I am going on  the record  with this, I am not going to watch hockey(Unless it is on somewhere I am visiting)The NHLPA and the league  could have agreed to terms way faster then this.But with Donald Fehr at the helm, He did exactly what he did with baseball in 1994, He almost ruined it!

So if the new deal is voted in Wednesday, Training camps open this weekend, With the season starting Jan19. A 48 game schedule.. So basically the games will be over before you really even have a shot of "getting into" the season.
Yes the Penguins may be a contender, But I am done.. You tease us with hope over and over, Only to fuck us over in the end.And now you want us to act like everything is OK? I just can't see it!.. And maybe I am going overboard here, Maybe I will actually watch games  come May or June.. But  not going to get into a season  that will be over before it started.

  RG3 Tears LCL/MCL ,Could be out all of 2013 season!

He will have surgery Wednesday to repair rhe LCL, And also check the ACL.. If he is lucky, He could be back by the start of training camp. Worse case, 2014.....

Redskins head coach  Mike  Shanahan  
can say  all he wants that he could not have pulled Griffin any earlier. What about the second time he injured his knee? Are you telling me you could not warm up  Kirk Cosuins in a short amount of time? Was trying to win that playoff game that important? You may have just set your offense back another season thanks to your ineptitude.. Great job!


 Murderin Ray gets another day.

After being put on the "Hands team" for the final play of the game against the Colts Sunday, Lewis was able to his "dance?" as time expired. If you do not think this is all about him, Not about his team trying to win playoff games, You are naive.

All the touching tributes, Thanks Ray... Yeah thanks for killing 2 people(Allegedly)And then snitching someone  else for it! Thanks for jumping on a pile after a play has been blown dead, So you can get yet another tackle added on.Thanks for being such a incredible douche all these years.. I hope your fucking journey ends this weekend in Denver!!!



 And finally... Alabama QB AJ McCarron  and his fellow team mates defeated Notre Dame last night.AND he gets to go home to this young lady.. Miss Alabama.. Some guys have all the luck... Until next time.