Sunday, August 2, 2015

This And That August 2015

Well..I told you I was going to try and do more on this little blog,And I am going to try and keep my promise..And be warned,This is not going to be a sweet cute post..

When the hell did people lose their ever loving minds? I mean more then normal.. Just in the Hagerstown area 3 children have been murdered,They should honestly have  a test before you have sex.. If you can not use ANY judgement what so ever.. And you do not understand simple things to avoid injuring a child,You should be sterilized!! And single parents, How about doing a little bit of checking into your new man.. Oh he seems nice.. But has he done unspeakable things to animals or humans? Well this may be a red flag saying...RUN.....NOW!!!

                  Black lives matter??..
              Excuse me for a moment while i speak slowly,And I won't even use big words..But when the hell did just. Black lives start to matter ? I always thought ALL lives mattered.Look, I'm not a scholar..But have been known from time to time to have some decent opinions.
                When 1 race or group decides that they matter over others,That's when the problems start.Maybe..Just maybe..If you stopped finding ways to get into a situation..There may be less problems..And this goes for anyone,Black..White,Intergalactic Aliens..You go looking for problems,Nothing good can happen...

                      Donald Trump A Contender?
             I was expecting his announcement earlier then this,Just because if Trump. is not being talked about,He isn't happy.. If anyone thinks he is a serious contender,I would like to offer you glasses that are Not rose colored.He will be out of it by the 2nd debate..

                                                  Fantasy Football is almost here!!
1 week from, I'll be home from a very long day, It's the traditional  weekend for our fantasy football league, And great times will be had.. I may ,Or may not..Depending on feedback, Have a weekly roundup .If by chance you are wanting to try Fantasy sports, Please contact me,We always need a couple teams for our Yahoo league..And it's a way to learn the sport even more,Plus it is a great time(If you win lol) .

 Well look at the ol clock on the wall..(Yours may be different),That's it for now.. Peace,Love,And Cheese Fries....

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Saying Goodbye

I know I have said before I was going to start doing more posts,And quite honestly I have no excuse.But that's not what this post is about.
This post is to say goodbye to a incredible friend.This friend has 4 legs.And also could make me smile at the lowest of lows.
                 Wednesday may have been one of those days I needed Jazz to make me smile,But that was the reason I have been sad,She was gone..I don't feel sad. I just feel an emptiness I haven't felt since my friend Shawn and his family lost their pug Teddy..I've been around a ton of friends who have had animals,But nothing close to the love I had for Jazz and Teddy...

From the moment I first met Teddy,there was a connection..That little guy had a voice (what became known as the Teddy voice)...   People who have never even seen him would use the voice..The funny part of this was Teddy only talked"Blue" around a few of us..Maybe one of my all time favorite moments around Teddy was a time we all went to Rita's and brought our frozen treats back with us..Well we decided to get him a "pup cup"..It was placed in front of him...He devoured it's contents...He had stuff on his nose,All while licking the container clean!!!    Henceforth in Teddy voice would be PUP CUP!! I miss you little buddy..

   And then we get to Jazz...Wow she was an amazing dog..The first time I was at Molly's house,I was greeted by all this barking..Now I wasn't sure what was behind that door...I knew it was a smaller dog by the bark...But it sure sounded angry..Well Molly answered the door,Invited me in..The next thing I see are 2 poodles..One losing her mind(Zoe)And the other jumping up and down,Almost like she was meeeeeee...
Don't get me wrong,I came to love Zoe after a little warming period..But for some reason...Jazz made an impression right away..The times when they came to see me at my place,Jazz jumping on my lap..doing her crazy stretch..Running around like a lunatic..And the sweaters...I won't even get started on those!!!  I will never be able to see a brown poodle and not think of her!  

  I will miss them and Zoe  as much as I miss loved ones..They weren't my pets..But they were family to me..If that makes any sense..

 So if by chance...You have a pet you love ..And let's be honest,If you own a pet. It's more like they own your heart..No funny line at the end of this post....Just a smile thinking of the memories...Until next time..

Friday, March 13, 2015

Are We On The Air?

Hello again,Hello... No I am not going to quote Neil Diamond songs(Not that there's anything wrong with that).I am going to simply explain why on earth there has been NO content on this lovely little blog.

It started in October.. Actually October 1ST. I had been experiencing major computer problems, Compounded by a few rough weeks at work.Well by the time yours truly decided to get something...Anything on here, We have now gone 6 months!!!And that is not good at all..

I'm not going to try and recall moments in time since we last talked, But try and right the ship.. At this point, I have probably lost a good chunk of my loyal 3 or 4 readers(I guess that makes the loyal about 1 or 2?)

Yes,A lot has happened since October, Work has changed, Now working a"somewhat"normal schedule.Sure it's still overnight, And it's still 5 nights a week.. But now it's Monday through Friday!!
Working in the profession I have chosen has it's moments...   You get to see, And hear some of the oddest things.. Ask anyone who works overnight,You will always get at least 1 good story!Some of those may, Or may not be coming soon!

I am hoping top work on a few posts over the weekend, Not promising anything..But I am damn sure it won't be another 6 months till we post again!!

Now before I go on,(And on,And on) About what the future holds for this little blog.. Who by the way is NOW 7 years old!!,I have to give a shout out to Shawn, Who you can hear..Yes, I said hear, On his new podcast!  is where you can find Shawn talking it up about things important to him, And quite possibly you...

I wish, Really wish I had the equipment to start my own podcast, Some of you may actually like  that more, Because if I were to get on a rant..You would get to hear that... But I have gotten a much better phone now, And there is a chance I may do small voice clips for this blog, Oh the fun we could have!!

I think I have stated this before, But if anyone would like to give the world  of blogging a try, All you have to do is let me know, I am always looking for guest writers, Maybe even someone who would like to perhaps do a daily post?

Well I am pretty sure the loyal 1 or 2 readers are getting really tired of reading.. So until next time, And yes it will be much sooner!! Walk like an Egyptian,And drink like a fish.. ...

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

NFL Pickems Week 5

This is going to be a very, Very brief pick em's this week.. I figure if no one is reading, Why take the extra time out of watching the Bucs wild card game..

Vikings(2-2) At Green Bay(2-2) 8:25 Thursday

                                                              Cheese Heads 42- Purple Vikes 28

                                                                   Texans 31- Broke Backs 30.
                                                                     McBeams 42- Jagoffs 21
                                                                   Falcons 38- Andres 36.
                                                                    Cleveland Show 34- Titans 21.   
                                                               There they are.. If you are reading this, I'm shocked.. Maybe next week I'll actually do more.. Maybe.. Guess you'll have to wait and see

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

NFL Pickems Week 4

How the fuck did I know that the Andres would actually play last week?

See that guy on the left? Yeah That's me.. I'm the guy who went 3-4 last week.. No worries, There's always another week ahead, So no sense
wasting time correct?

New York(Andres)(1-2) At Washington(1-2) 8:25 PM CBS NFLN

Holy shit the Andres showed signs of life last week..If you said, Oh come on Bob, New York had a shot,I'd have to say you my friend were drinking paint thinner!!

Then The RG3 Less Racially Insensitive Team Name we won't say actually played shoot out with the Birds O Prey..This game.. I have to stick with my gut on this.. It'll be yet another shoot out, Eli may actually win 2 in a row.. Final Score,Andres 31- Kirlk's Cousins 28.

                                                           Green Bay(1-2) At Chicago(2-1) Sun 1:00 PM FOX
                                                  Well the Pack shit the bed last week.. I know Detroit has a good defense, But it's Aaron fucking Rodgers here..1 Thing neither team has right now? A decent running game.Of course when you play from behind, Not much time to run is there?
                                                                    Green Bay will benefit from the Bears having a little shorter week, But will it help?Take a guess..Final Score, Cheese Heads 35- Da Bears 21.

I may be a really, Really Gay steelworker,But my team can beat yours!!
Tampa Bay(0-3) At Pittsburgh(2-1) 1:00PM FOX

Where do I begin, I don't know if Carolina is that bad..Or the Steelers found their defense for a night.

This may have been the best game Pittsburgh has played in almost 2 seasons!

And if you thought last week was a good game. Here comes Tampa Bay! This is a very, Very shitty team, No running game(Le'Veon Bell has more yards then BOTH running backs from Tampa..

But of course this is the Steelers.. They show up against teams that they should beat,But then there is that 1 or 2 times  the really bad team lays an ass kicking on them.. I don't see this being 1 of those weeks..       
                                                               Final Score, Mighty McBeams  41- Tampon Bay 20.

Hi..I'm Gus..The talking Mule/

Jacksonville(0-3) At San Diego (2-1) 4:05 PM CBS

Now here's a really..Really crappy team.The 1 bright spot? They are now going with rookie QB Blake Bortles,Who in 1/2  a  game has almost half the passing yards  Chad Henne had in almost 3 weeks. Things can only improve right?

Well welcome to San Diego,Where Phillip Rivers is doing his best to win the AFC West.. The Chargers got a bit of bad news this week, All purpose threat(And all around nice white guy) Danny Woodhead will miss the rest of the season. Hey what's the over/under on  Ryan Matthews making it the rest of the year without spraining his vergina?
                                                             Final Score,Jagoffs 21- Whale's Vaginas 32.

                                                           Philadelphia (3-0) At San Fransisco (1-2) 4:25 PM FOX

                                                       Let's be honest about this.. The Eagles may be the best team in the NFL at the moment. They could play a half, Then just come out and kick the hell out of you. The key is, Keeping the Eagles offense on the sidelines.Yeah it sounds easy.. But no one can do it yet..

                                                        Then there are the 49'ers.. Talk about a team under achieving.. They may suck in the magnitude Tampa and Jacksonville do, But it's pretty close.. It'll be over by the 2nd quarter..
                                                            Final Score, Green Birds 42- Gold Diggers 21.

New Orleans (1-2) At Dallas (2-1) 8:30 PM NBC

Usually by the time I get to the Sunday night game, I could care less(Unless the Steelers are playing)And  this week .. I could care less!! The Cowboys won't be playing the Rams this week, So lord knows we will get to see the Tony Romo glazed look on the sidelines!

Oh screw it..  Final Score, Who Days, Or Dats Or Dims.. 48- Broke Backs 24.

                                               And there you have it.. Yet another, Oh screw it..Not like anyone gets this far to read this shit anyways.. Game on!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

NFL Pickems Week 3

They can win a upset game.. Just like Bob said....
I always used to believe sports was my get away.. Hate work, Watch some baseball.. Having trouble with the ladies, Watch some football... But Now it just seems like sports ARE making my escape from life.. Well life... Thanks you wife beating ass clowns, Now what am I going to do, Watch Pro shuffleboard?

At least I did somewhat better last week with my picks.I did call the Browns upset,Take that Jimmy The Greek!!!

Baltimore(1-1)At Cleveland(1-1)  1:00 PM CBS

If there is 1 team I despise, It's the Ravens.. And for 1 simple reason, They stole the former Cleveland Browns. This coming after they had a team leave in the middle of the night,And cried and whined about to everyone and anyone.

So nothing, I mean nothing in this world brings me near as much joy as when the Shit birds of Shit town lose a game!! We'll talk about how they won at home against my Steelers in a bit. But all I know is, If they can beat a New Orleans team like they did.. Going for 2 here folks..
                       Final Score,Shit Birds 18- Cleveland Show 24!!

Green Bay (1-1) At Detroit(1-1) 1:00 PM FOX

                                                      This entire division has lost it's fucking mind... Everyone is 1-1.. Someone  decide to win already.. Sure it's 2 games, But after 16 it would be 8-8 right? What a crazy go nuts world... Any who.. Final Score Rodgers Dodgers 38- Bankruptcy Court 21....

                                                         Indianapolis(0-2)At Jacksonville (0-2) 1:00 PM CBS
                                                  When you check the standings in the AFC South, And see Houston on top, And the Colts in last place(Tied with the Jags) You wonder what twisted fucking world did I just show up to? And where the hell is the alternate reality? Honestly,Does anyone care about the Jaguars? I'll answer.. Fuck And no...... Final Score,Blue Horse Shoes 37- Black and Teal Jagoffs 14.
 Houston(2-0) At New York(Andres) (0-2) 1:00 CBS

Speaking of teams no one cares about.. This white flag used to belong to the Cleveland Browns, And lord knows they still may find a way back to it..

But the New York Football Andres have found exciting, Mind numbing ways to lose, Week in and week out..

Meanwhile the Texans are everyone's new darlings.. Oh look, JJ Watt just scored a passing TD.. Oh look, That was done  30 years ago.. Big fucking deal.. Catch that pass against a real defense..
                                                                       Final Score, Houston JJ's 24- Andres 16.

Washington (1-1) At Philadelphia(2-0) 1:00 PM FOX

Ruh Roh.... RG3 got a ankle boo boo.. Now Cousin Kirk is in charge of the team who's name we will not say.. They do have this going for them, They beat up on the same team that gave the Eagles a first half fit. And Philly had to come back in the second half yet again to pull out the win! Oh if it wasn't for Hank, I wouldn't even picxk this game.. But alas, I shall.. Final Score Racially Insensitive Name 31- Green Birds 34.

 Dallas(1-1) At St Louis(1-1) 1:00 PM FOX

Good lord there are a lot of 1 o'clock games this week.. What the hell man??

Dallas gets another somewhat easy week..Taking on the Rams with a third string QB.. But the Cowboys have Tony Romo, So that evens out things..

Oh who am I kidding..I would rather watch hair catch fire then watch this suck fest..

Final Score, Romo's Bad Back 28- City Goats 21.

Great fucking job Troy.. How about you NOT let them score???

Pittsburgh(1-1)At Carolina(2-0) 8:30 PM NBC

Where to begin.. How about the shitty defense the first 2 games of the season?? How about Ben being Ben, And not just throw the ball away, But rather get sacked for a 12 yard loss...

Meanwhile Carolina has won both games so far, With 2 different QB's..And a pretty good defense(Minus a wife Beater now).

Honestly, I have no idea which Steeler team shows up. The team that,At times looks like it could beat any team..
Or the court jester team.. You know, Bell runs for 8 yards, Ben tries to get pretty.. 15 Yard loss.. Holding,Offense, Repeat second down.. Third and Carolina later..He throws a perfect pass  for a touchdown..Save all the other bullshit..
Just score damnit!! Final Score, Battlin Ben's 28- Black Panther Party 27.

And there you have it folks, Yet another week of not even close to being thought out, No way shape or form scientific Professional Football prognostications...You don't like my score? My pick? Well YOU tell me who's going to win!!

Thursday, September 11, 2014

NFL Pickems Week 2

Well,We didn't do THAT bad last week. If you call going 3-2 not bad!!

But honestly things could be worse.. Your name could be Ray Rice, And you could have went to Rutgers...

Before we start the picks, I want to let everyone know you have a chance to pick with us.. If you think(Or Know)That you can pick better, Let us know, We'll post your picks!

 Pittsburgh(1-0) At Baltimore(0-1)

Where do we start? The fact that Baltimore is 0-1,And has to face a division rival on a short week.Or maybe the fact that even after this week, They only have 1 decent running back on the roster?

I really feel bad for the Ravens, No seriously, You just have to feel bad for someone who continues to draft scumbags and steaming piles of shit..

Who am I kidding, This could not happen to any more of a deserving team!!

Pittsburgh just held on to win Sunday, That defense is going to give me fucking ulcers!!When you give up 24 points in the span of 30 minutes, There is a major problem!

That being said.. You can Baltimore is going to be playing with heart. Guess what they won't be playing with? A running back who is somewhat decent..
                                         Final Score, Mighty McBeams ,31- Shit Hole Convicts 14.

New Orleans(0-1) At Cleveland(0-1)

1:00 PM FOX

I have a feeling,And That shocking moment is a few moments away.Until then, How about last week.
I'm not sure what to take away from the Browns week 1 loss. Is their offense that good? Was the Steelers defense that bad?
All I know is this week the Browns are playing a defense that gave up over 500 yards total offense last week..

At the end of the day, I can only hope Cleveland stays like Cleveland, Looks good trying to come back, But still loses almost every week.. Here's the part where I shock you..

                                        Final Score, Who Dat, Or Who Dare whatever.. 31- Cleveland Show 32.

Arizona Cardinals(1-0) At New York(Andres)(0-1) 1:00 PM FOX

                                   Glad to see Eli Manning is ready to start a new season..

                                     You would think the Andres have a shot this week, Cards playing on the road,
Running back situation a little up in the air. That's when you realize Arizona QB Carson Palmer has more yards then pretty much the entire Giants roster!!Sweet 9 pound 5 ounce Baby Jeebus they are giving the Jaguars a run for the worst football team...I can't even talk about this game without getting a case of the runs..Final Score, Red Birds 34- Andres 17..

Dallas(0-1) At Tennessee(1-0) 1:00PM FOX

Speaking of teams that suck... I said this the other day, Dallas sucks out loud, In color, Blind and deaf people can actually sense the amount of suck when the Cowboys play!!

What is even scarier? The Titans are tied for first place. Sure it's only week 2.. But still..

This could be a very, Very long afternoon.. Good luck watching this train wreck..
            Final Score,Jerry's Boys 14-Titans(What the fuck is a Titan?) 24.

                                                Jacksonville(0-1) At Washington Football team(0-1) 1:00 PM CBS
                            And still on the subject of horrible teams, If you watched more then 1 half of either game Congratulations, You are a true fan.
                                             This is going to end up whoever has the ball last will win.
Why I'm still picking anything related to these 2, Is beyond me!!!
                                                       Final Score, Jagoffs 17- Washingtons 21.

                                            New York(Jets)(1-0) At Green Bay (0-1) 4:25 PM CBS
                             This should be a simple romp for the Packers, But they do have problems with those athletic quarterbacks.Oh wait. It's Geno Smith..
                                                        Final Score, Planes 14- Acme Meat Packers 38.

                                 Philadelphia(1-0)At Indianapolis (0-1)8:30 or so.. ESPN

                                 Another week, Another AFC South opponent for the Eagles, Unlike last week, The Colts are not just going to stop playing after the second half.. Glad to see Trent Richardson delighted Fantasy Football owners with yet another stellar week...This may actually be a watchable game, Even for casual fans. Final Score, Liberty Bells 37- Blue Horse Shoes 34.

And there you have it folks, Yet another week of sub par, Not highly thought out ,Never scientific  Professional Football picks.. You think you can do better? Then get in touch with me.. I'll post your pick with mine!!