Let's start with the AFC..
1)New England Patriots.. 2010 Record 14-2.
Honestly.. I hate 2 teams..Yes hate is a strong word..But holy shit I can't stand ,Loathe,Dislike ,And yes by god Hate New England!! They have had Pittsburgh's number over the years.. Nothing would make me happier to see Pittsburgh head into New England,And kick the shit out them..Just a bit of pay back..
But as much as I hate them,Let's face it..They are good..Damn good..
Has Tom Brady even thrown an interception since mid season? Actually it has been 11 games..Very impressive..And the only team that has came close to beating them,At home I may add,Is the Green Bay Packers(See Get To Know Your NFC Playoff Teams).. Patriots have a first round bye.. Odds of making it to the Super Bowl..I will say about 85%..
2)Pittsburgh Steelers.. 2010 Record 12-4
Pittsburgh started the season 3-1 under Dennis Dixon/Charlie Batch.. With Large Ben under center they went 9-3 the rest of the way.. The Steelers 2 biggest losses were to the Saints by 10,And the Patriots by 13..1 thing the Patriots showed was you can throw against this team.. Under 10 yard shots here and there.. Brady carved them up doing this.. 1 Can hope the Steelers work on pass coverage in the next 2 weeks.. Yes I am a Steelers homer, But as long as Ben keeps his wang in his pants,This team can be scary good when it wants to be(Ask Browns,Cleveland) Odds of making to the Super Bowl..79%..
3)Indianapolis 2010 Record-10-6
Remember what I said about hating 2 teams?This would fall under the loathe section..
Peyton Manning may be the biggest douche in the playoffs..And that is saying alot!! Although it was nice to see them having to play the entire last regular season game.. I guess all those years of resting everyone on the last week has come back to bit them in the ass.. Well that and I think over half the team has been hurt this season..Odds of making it to the Super Bowl-55% And that's if they are healthy..
4)Kansas City 2010 Record 10-6
Nothing would make my week a little brighter then this team to take out the #5 seed.. Before we get to those scumbags,The 2010 Chiefs were quite a surprise.. I mean they do have Dwayne Bowe,Jamal Charles,And Matt Cassel.. But they have way too many Patriot coaches .. 1 reason to dislike them I guess.. Odds they make it to the Super Bowl- 42%
5)Baltimore 2010 Record 12-4
Welcome to the #1 most hated team on my list!! These murdering scumbags have gotten by with a ton of luck.Dancing,Stabbing asshole Ray Lewis leads this band of knuckle dragging mouth breathers.. Hey Ray,Someone just made a tackle..Better go jump in the pile and get credit for a tackle you fucking ball hog!!
Not only do they have a killer on defense,They had to go out and get 1 for the offense also.. Donte Stallworth,Who likes to take late night drives and run people over.. Stay proud Baltimore.. Home of more sexually transmitted diseases then any place in the country..And that includes Las Vegas!! Odds of making it to the Super Bowl- 35%
6)New York Jets 2010 Record 11-5
Here is a very,Very lucky team.. 1 loss and they are sitting at home watching.. Mark Sanchez has been Jekyll and Hyde all season..Now he is injured.. Rex Ryan loves him some feet,Santonio Holmes loves him some weed,And Braylon Edwards loves him some rockin sockin robots,Why? Because of big old stone hands of course.. I personally don't like any New York team,Odds of making it to the Super Bowl- 33%
And there you have the 6 teams that will fight for a trip to Super Bowl XLV.. Let's hope it's the Mighty McBeams representing the AFC!!
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