Saturday, July 2, 2011

Jackass Of The Week 7/2/2011

Wow it has been forever since we have done this.. And may have to start actually doing these every week.. This time around we will have 3 contenders.. And 1 lucky individual will be crowned Jackass of the week...

 Our first contender(s) Those pesky flying sturgeons in the Suwanee river in Florida.. These guys actually fly out of the water, And land in your boat..And if you are lucky that's all they do.. There are reports of them getting as large as 8 feet long,And weighing more then 200 pounds.. Not something you want coming at you why you relax on the river...



Contender number 2 is Dodgers owner Frank McCourt.. This dumbass has slowly ruined a great franchise.. McCourt and his wife "allegedly" used Dodger income as a personal ATM,Withdrawing cash any damn time they felt like.. Now with the couple divorcing,MLB has stepped in to try and run the teams day to day operations.. Just because you own a team,Doesn't give you the right to run it into the ground..


And contender number 3.. And this weeks winner.. Jaromir Jagr..All he did was basically kiss the ass of the entire city of Pittsburgh,The owners of the Penguins,And blow smoke up everyone's ass for over a week.. Jagr has said a few times he wanted to come"home" to the Burgh and play for the Pens. He even stated at 1 time he would play for the league minimum...

So when did he change his mind? Or was he just lying out his ass the entire time?Jagr has stated he took"less money" to play with the Flyers.. And reports show the only team that offered more was the Russian Hockey League team he played for the last 3 years..

The Penguins seem like I did something wrong or something bad, and I don’t think I did something bad,” Jagr said. “If they feel like that, I cannot change their minds. I was a free agent, and I had my chance to pick wherever I think is best for me.. Let's put this in terms we all know.. Let's say you have 2  people who want to be with you.. And you tell the 1  the entire time they are the only one you want to be with.. Then you go with the girl who,Yes may have some better qualities.. But has a REALLY bad track record.. Think how you're going to be seen... Congrats Jagoff..You're the Grumblings And Rumbling Jackass of the week!!!!

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