911 Call From Baltimore

We have received a exclusive copy of the 911 report that was made at Candem Yards last night.. The caller has not yet been identified. But we here at Grumblings And Rumblings think we know the caller. We will Show his picture at the end of this report..


Baltimore City 911,This is Toby.What is your emergency?
Caller-I would like to report a choking..

Toby-OK sir, Is the victim still breathing?
Caller- Yes sir, It appears they are..

Toby-Does the victim have anything lodged in their throat?

Caller- No..Just started choking...

Toby-OK sir, How long have they been choking?

Caller- I would say 2 weeks..
Toby-2 Weeks? Don't you think you should have done something alot sooner?

Caller-Well I tried.. Just nothing seemed to work...

Toby- Well sir I can send a squad out if the victim would like to get checked out...

Caller- No,Thank you.. But I think they stopped choking now...


Toby-Well that is good to hear.Is there anything I can do to help?

Caller-Yes..Please make me stop spending 16 million a year for a guy who can't catch a pop fly...

Toby-Sir... This is NOT  a real situation.. I suggest you call someone who knows about baseball instead of 911...

Toby-Hello.... Sir,Are you there... Guess he hung up.. Oh well...