You mean that's it? No more world? Wow.... I am at a loss for words...What will I do my last remaining hours on earth?... I have a starting point... Call this a festivus airing of grievances..
To the asshole who cut me off 3 months ago.... Go fuck yourself.. You didn't get anywhere any faster then I.. Matter of fact.. You are probably late for the end of the world... Douche..
To the rude, Mouth breathing pole smoker at the grocery store who just HAD to get in front of me because he had 2 less items.. How's that working out for you jerkoff?
To all my ex's..No sadly you do not all live in Texas.And lord knows I wish some of you lived MUCH further away....But soon you will be a ball of flames with the rest of us... Burn on bitches...To the mechanics who over charged me for auto repairs.. Guess you would have ended up in hell anyways.. So the heat won't bother you..Eat a big one fuck face...
To car salesmen... oh.. I didn't forget about you...lurking around, Waiting for your next sale, I mean victim... Can't sell ice cubes in hell.. looks you are out of a job douche nozzle...
And a very special fuck you to anyone else who has pissed me off, Been a rude condescending asshole to me or anyone else..
This world may be going soon.. But something tells me a few of you dick beaters will find a way to walk about the scorched earth...
You always put you ahead of everyone else..Well now you will have the entire world at your hands...Live it up fuck stick... ...
Wait... What did you just say? THE WORLD ISN'T ENDING??? Holy shit I have to hit delete...
That's way too much work... And besides.. this is for fun... I am sorry if I offended anyone.. Honest.. OK..Except for assholes.. The rest of you know I love ya... Carry on and good day.... I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
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That's it? That's the best you could come up with to say? You didn't even tell anyone to kiss your ass, and floss with your ass hairs...Just sayin'. LOL
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