Saturday, October 17, 2020

NFL Pick Em's 10-17-20

 How weird is it that we are in week 6 already? 2020 has been a cruel mistress, Messing up the sports world, I know, A minor thing in the larger scope of every crazy, Sad thing going on in this whacky world. 

So let be your guide through yet another week of not even close to being thought out football picks...


And with that..





Cleveland (4-1)At Pittsburgh(4-0)


In what is  the best 1PM  game this week, Large Ben takes on the Browns for the first time since 2018. You remember the last game these 2 played in 2019 When Myles Garrett twisted Mason Rudolph's neck like he was opening a Budweiser, Then smacking him with  Rudolph's own helmet? Yeah..  
The Browns are saying this game is for Myles.. Really? Think about playing, Not revenge.. You almost got beat by a Indianapolis team last week, And Pittsburgh best not start underlining games, They had to feed  Chase Claypool 4 touchdowns to get past a mild crappy Eagles team..
                                                                   
                                                                     I doubt Christmas cards will be exchanged , And a few personal foul flags thrown, But on paper, Best 2 teams in the division, And yes, I am not forgetting Baltimore!!!
                              Final Score Cleveland Show 34- Mighty McBeams 38!



Washington(1-4) At New York(0-5) 

And from the best early game, To this complete shit show....

The Andre's almost got their first win last week... But even with the spirit of Eli Manning haunting Jerry's World (No, Eli isn't gone from this world, He just took his 8 head and is off in a corn maze somewhere)

This may be the 1 game the Andre's win this season..

Final Score, Washington 23- Andre's 31.








Green Bay (4-0) At Tampa Bay (3-2) 


And here is the best 4PM game of the week. Not because of Tom Brady, I tune in to watch him screw up, 4TH down anyone?

Yet again Aaron Rodgers is putting up early MVP numbers.. Quite honestly, The Bucs should be running away with the Title, Just on the money the threw away getting aging vets, How's that working out TOM??

Final Score, Acme 37- Tampon Bay 27.





Arizona (3-2) At Dallas(2-3)

With the "win" Sunday , The Cowboys took over first place in the NFC Worst.. But Lost starting QB Dak Prescott for at the season, With a horrible ankle injury.

A special not to the Cardinals, After seeing what happened to Dak, Stop having Kyler Run every damn play.. You have 2 excellent backs, And they hardly ever put up any decent kind of numbers... LIKE MY FANTASY RB!!!!!!!



Final Score RedBirds(28- Broke Backs 24.








A nd there you have it, Yet another week of picks made by people with short term memory loss, Special thanks to Callahan Auto for all their help! Buy some damn brake pads! Until next week... Play that funky music till ya die... Till ya die....


                                                                         


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