NFL Pick Em's..Week 6

This weeks picks.. Starting with...
Cleveland(1-4)At Pittsburgh(3-1) 1PM CBS

This game will feature the professional debut of Colt McCoy..And with Peyton Hillis slowed by an ankle injury,This could be a very long day for young Mr McCoy..

And McCoy isn't the only QB making his season debut,That would be this thick headed dumbass in the video below.. Hey great job Ben..Go rape some more fucking women,And act like a total douche..

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WOW..Your mentor is Merrill Hoge? Really??Well...I'm not even sure what to say..I know 1 person will be very happy to hear that..HEH HEH!!!
Final score,Brownie Bites 12-Mighty McBeams 28. At least they better not lose this fucking game!!



Miami(2-2)At Green Bay(3-2)1PM CBS

Green Bay had a very costly week 5,Losing Jermicheal Finley for at least 8 weeks with a knee injury,And also LB Clay Matthews re injured his hamstring.. This could be a rough week for the Packers,But they are playing at home,Against a somewhat OK Dolphins team..Final Score,Cheeseheads 34-Land Sharks 18..


Detroit(1-4)At New York(3-2) 1PM FOX
This should not even have been a televised game.. Yes the Lions beat the Rams last week..But it was the RAMS..Final score,Rock City 21-Andres 42..

Dallas(1-3) At Minnesota (1-3)4:15PM FOX

Nothing could make me happier then to see both of these teams just implode..And that's what it looks like has happened. This game gets Wade Phillips Fired,Or it gives him another 1 week of job security..Vikings lose this game,And Farve will say it's because of his elbow..Not because he was sending pictures of his wang to sideline whores,And rub down attendants..I could give a rats ass who wins this game..The loser of it will make my afternoon just a bit brighter!!Final score,Brokebacks 31-Soon to be L.A Earthquakes 35..


Tennessee (3-2)At Jacksonville(3-2)8:30 or so ESPN..

Wait,The ENTIRE division is 3-2?? Have they all just played each other twice already?? Yet another game I give 3 shits about.. Final score..Still waiting to hear what a fucking Titan is 28-Leopards 27..


That's it..Parks closed..Moose out front should have told ya!!

Steeler Fans,There's Good News,And Bad News

Steeler Fans have known for a few weeks that our beloved black and gold was starting to resemble the convicts row of the Baltimore Ravens..With Large Ben grabbing any ass he could,And Santonio Holmes doing his best to act like Rick James these guys were looking bad,And fast..



We've all heard about Ben's alleged misconduct in a Georgia night club with a 20 year old college girl...

Then came news of Santonio  Holmes brush with the law..Seems Tone was at a club,And someone said that he threw a glass at them..What would you do in a case like this?Well hire Them.. justiceleaguelaw.com/..
 

This shit is so comical,I wish I was making it up.. But the good news out both cases?Looks like Ben will not be charged with anything
 The bad news?Looks like Santonio is going to miss the first 4 games of the season...I'm guessing this is from his Twitter post saying time to"Wake and bake"...Genius!!!

This could get even uglier,The Commish will probably want to speak to Capt Harf Harf about his touchie touchie in the can.. And that could lead to him being suspended...

In closing,I would like to offer Ben a little advice,For the love of god,And everything that is holy...Please,Please stop being a complete douchebag,That is what we have Baltimore players for!!!