NFL Pick Em's..Week 16

Tis the season ....to make picks.. And without any further delay..

Carolina At Pittsburgh 8:20PM NFL Network
I honestly do not hope the Steelers do not rest the next 2 weeks,Yes they are in the playoffs..But it would be even better to have that #2 seed,And a extra week to get rested and heal some injuries..

Poor Jimmy Clausen(Pictured at the left)Someone may want to notify his next of kin before the game starts..He could have the roughest night of his young career..

I have a funny feeling the Pittsburgh defense is going to be very,Very pissed .. Good luck Ostrich face.. Final score ..Black Panther Party(see Forrest Gump)15-Mighty McBeams 35. Could be very ugly  from the start..


Arizona At Dallas(Christmas Night 7:30PM NFL Network)

THIS is the present the NFL gives us?? You're kidding right.. What a horrible thing to do.. This is like giving a lump of coal to every football fan who doesn't follow either team!!! Just horrible.. Final score.. Broke Backs 34- Redbirds 16.. This game will put people to sleep faster then turkey dinner ever could!!
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Baltimore At Cleveland(1PM CBS)

If there is a real Christmas miracle..It would be the Browns beating the Ravens.. Please sweet Baby Jeebus .. Give me this 1 thing.. I have had a very crappy year.. Been somewhat good.. YOU OWE ME!!! Final Score,Convicts 21- Browns 28..



Washington At Jacksonville(1PM FOX)

Well Rex Grossman actually did a whole lot better then Myself,Or anyone could have imagined.. But of course The Redskins being the Redskins lost .. This week they face a Jacksonville team who is fighting for their playoff lives.. Sorry Washington,But this is what REAL teams do.. Fight and scrape to get in the playoffs.. Have fun trading McNabb next season.. Final Score Racially wrong team name 28-Spotted Cats 42..


New York(Andre's) At Green Bay 4:15 pm Fox

Let's hope the Andre's don't let this happen again this week.




Going with the underdog in this game.. Only because I like them better.. Good reason I know.. Final Score Andre's 34-Cheese Heads 41.. If this team can almost beat the Patriots with Flynn at QB.. Yeah...

Until next time.. Seasons Beatings...

NFL Pick Em's..Week 10

We had a great week with picks last week..Only 1 we didn't get was the Patriots/Browns game..But I'm sure I wasn't the only 1 who didn't see that coming..

This week..Things may get a bit tougher...


New York Jets(6-2)At Cleveland(3-5)1PM CBS

It's the battle of the Ryan's..It's Braylon Edwards payback.. Blah blah blah ..All you have to know about this game is #40 for the Browns... Peyton Hillis..A guy who was traded from Denver WITH 2 picks and another player for Brady Quinn..I bet the Broncos are sorry they ever did that deal..Hillis is third in the league with 7 touchdowns,And has 644 yards rushing.. Hillis and the Browns wildcat formation have beaten in order,The Super Bowl Champion Saints,And the Patriots ..They have taken the Steelers to the limit,And Even more to the Ravens... The supposed super offense of New York has been OK..But nowhere near leading the league in scoring..I won't second guess my pick this week..Final score.. Brownies 28-Planes 24..Mark it down..Wake the neighbors and Phone the kids...


Houston(4-4)At Jacksonville(4-4) 1PM CBS

Honestly..At first glance you would think the Texans would walk away with this game..BUT..The Texans secondary has been burnt more then a pinto during a rear collision.. Final score Texans-24 Spotted Cats 28..



Dallas(1-7) ...Ha ha ha ..At New York(Andre's)(6-2) 4:15PM FOX

There should be a 1 game surrender in a season for games like this.. Dallas has shown NO life on offense.Some life on defense..On the other side..The Andre's have showed plenty of life on both sides of the ball.. Look for this 1 to be over early..Very early.. Final score Broke Backs 12-Andre's 45...


New England(6-2)At Pittsburgh(6-2)8:20 Or so.. NBC

This should be a knockdown drag out battle..A Tom Brady lead team that is 5-1 against the Steelers..The Steelers holding on to win last Monday..The Steelers are 9-0 when WR Mike Wallace scores a touchdown,So just remember that fact as he goes in for a score.. Final score..Pats 24-Mighty Mcbeams 31..

AS the great band Air Supply once said..I'm all out of love... And with that.. Peace out bitches...

NFL Pick Em's..Week 6

This weeks picks.. Starting with...
Cleveland(1-4)At Pittsburgh(3-1) 1PM CBS

This game will feature the professional debut of Colt McCoy..And with Peyton Hillis slowed by an ankle injury,This could be a very long day for young Mr McCoy..

And McCoy isn't the only QB making his season debut,That would be this thick headed dumbass in the video below.. Hey great job Ben..Go rape some more fucking women,And act like a total douche..

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WOW..Your mentor is Merrill Hoge? Really??Well...I'm not even sure what to say..I know 1 person will be very happy to hear that..HEH HEH!!!
Final score,Brownie Bites 12-Mighty McBeams 28. At least they better not lose this fucking game!!



Miami(2-2)At Green Bay(3-2)1PM CBS

Green Bay had a very costly week 5,Losing Jermicheal Finley for at least 8 weeks with a knee injury,And also LB Clay Matthews re injured his hamstring.. This could be a rough week for the Packers,But they are playing at home,Against a somewhat OK Dolphins team..Final Score,Cheeseheads 34-Land Sharks 18..


Detroit(1-4)At New York(3-2) 1PM FOX
This should not even have been a televised game.. Yes the Lions beat the Rams last week..But it was the RAMS..Final score,Rock City 21-Andres 42..

Dallas(1-3) At Minnesota (1-3)4:15PM FOX

Nothing could make me happier then to see both of these teams just implode..And that's what it looks like has happened. This game gets Wade Phillips Fired,Or it gives him another 1 week of job security..Vikings lose this game,And Farve will say it's because of his elbow..Not because he was sending pictures of his wang to sideline whores,And rub down attendants..I could give a rats ass who wins this game..The loser of it will make my afternoon just a bit brighter!!Final score,Brokebacks 31-Soon to be L.A Earthquakes 35..


Tennessee (3-2)At Jacksonville(3-2)8:30 or so ESPN..

Wait,The ENTIRE division is 3-2?? Have they all just played each other twice already?? Yet another game I give 3 shits about.. Final score..Still waiting to hear what a fucking Titan is 28-Leopards 27..


That's it..Parks closed..Moose out front should have told ya!!