Well,Not a bad week making picks, I went 2 -1 for the week(Lousy 49'ers) missed the Giants final score a few points(30-10)And who in the hell would have ever thought the Steelers/Chargers game would have ended up 11-10?
I'm pretty sure after this game, The refs will be going back to school for a refresher class in NFL rules.Ruling a touchdown,Not a touchdown,Then saying there was an illegal forward pass during the Chargers lateral toss off.
Whatever the case,Estimates run anywhere from 64,to 100 million dollars lost on the final score of Sundays game.If the touchdown would have been left to stand,The final score would have been Pittsburgh 18,Whales Vagina(Editors note,If you don't know why I just said Whales Vagina,Watch Anchorman) 10.OOPS.. I have a feeling the refs who worked the game may want to have someone starting their cars for awhile.Check out the video,Around 5:50 in
Next up for the Steely McBeams,We get to host the god awful Bungles..I would say this is going to be a tough game,But they are starting Ryan Fitzpatrick,And a rookie tackle.So i think this could be ugly.Very ugly .Final score 38-7
The New York Andre Giants face the Arizona Cardinals.You really do need to pray this week Kurt Warner,Even jeebus won't help you with the ass kicking the Cards will get final score- Andres 34-Praying Cards 24
And finally,I am going to go out on a limb with my last pick. The Tampa Bay Bucs face off against the Detroit Lions.Good lord this team is shitty,But guess what?This is the game they will win.Final score Tampon Bay 21-Lions 24 OT...Dante Cullpepper will throw the winning touchdown with less then a minute in OT.Sure i could lose that one, But oh well
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Here's a helpful hint, When you are in line for anything,I don't care if it is gas,Toothpicks,I don't care if it's for a suppository for your 99 year old grandad,Get the fucking cell phone out of your ear,And pay for your items ,And kindly get the fuck out of the way so i can go on with my day!!!
And while we are on the subject of cellphones,When did sending jokes that are forwarded become cool?Unlike most people,I actually have a plan I pay for that is X amount of messages for this rate,Now why would i want to know about Little Johnny playing with his nuts?
Even more cell phone hell!When you are driving,Please,For the love of Jeebus,And all that is holy please do not text someone while you drive!If someone has died because of this, It should be a Darwin Award nominee!
And finally,Breaking News,The NFL has reinstated Adam Jones(No not the Orioles Outfielder)Which means the countdown clock is back on for him to fuck his career up.Look for Pac Man to make it rain in a town near you soon
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