
You know it's a slow day when you come upon this-
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
Well... I for 1 can say I have been waiting for this day
ever since this obnoxious douchebag came onto the scene
with his super absorbent towel.
The fact that he has to"contract"out for a good time is probably
even more hilarious!
Maybe you should have just the "ShamWow",And smacked that ho up good!!
And the best part?The shamwow wouldn't leave any marks,Unlike
your fist,You Johnny Knoxville looking asshole!
What's next,Billy Mays getting caught with a farm animal
in a Super 8?YOUR HONOR..I WAS USING OXY CLEAN ON IT..HONEST!
Hopefully some of you catch that joke i just did.
If you didn't,Sorry We have the the home version of the game for you!

2 comments:
Ah, I see what you did there.
Brav-o!
Well.. thanks for the comment..1 year,and you seem to be the only 1 who does comment LOL
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