Random Ramblings August 2011

Welcome back .. To the 4 people who read this.. I am sorry for the LONG  delay in bringing you a somewhat quality blog post.. With the new job, Many weird hours.. Just have not had a ton of time to get anything..Let along a blog post done.. But let's have some fun today!!

For those of you who are looking for the funny.. And do not want to read sports.. Bypass the sports.and move on.. The other 1 or 2 readers,Enjoy...



I honestly have not been able to follow much in the world of sports.. But of course the Pirates did exactly what we thought they would do.. Fall faster and harder then Orson Wells on a bender.......OK.. Now that you have stopped groaning...Last year the Bucs were 44 games under 500 on this date.. This year?Only 11 games..
Take the fact they were in first place around a month ago,And were the talk baseball.. Bottom line,This team is too young to have kept that pace up.. Pitchers hit walls,Some position players have never played this many games in a season.The Pirates are going on the right direction.But 500 is probably  not in the cards this season.


A little Steeler news.. QB Byron Leftwich had surgery on Monday to repair his broken arm suffered on Saturday night. Looking more and more like Charlie Batch will be the back up to large Ben. With Dennis Dixon possibly being traded before the season starts..I am going to try and continue the NFL pick ems  this season.Possibly having a guest pick  .. Here's your chance.. Think you can beat my picks? I will post he teams I will pick all season in the next few days.If you want to email me your picks ,I will put them head to head with mine...



Beyonce and Jay Z are having a baby... Big news? Well if you are on Twitter it may be.. 8,900 Hits per second on that subject on Sunday night.. When the fuck did it become breaking news that someone was having a baby? This is as much breaking news then waking up and taking a crap... How about Twittering that!! But you only have 100 characters to do it.. And we here at Grumblings and Rumblings are always here to help.. Woke up.. took a poop... Breakfast anyone? Now copy and paste that  on Twitter..

This video is possibly 1 of the best commercials I have seen in a very long time.,. It has Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski  smack talking about the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry .. Not sure how they will top this in the series..But I am waiting to find out.





I know I have said this before..Actually have said this is 1 of my major pet peeves.. Gentlemen.. KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIRTS ON!!!! I was on the road yesterday.
. And I see these 2..I guess the only real way to describe them ... Hillbillies... Of course they had the beer belly,And the possible prison tattoos on their chest.. WITH NO SHIRT ON!!! YOU NASTY BASTARDS!!!! I am sorry..But no one wants to see your man boobs,Or your belly Honestly....


And ladies.. Oh you are not left out of this.. I am all for a woman showing skin(Meow!!) But if your body is.. How do I say this...Something that not only would offend someone..But possibly make them have night mares for weeks.. Do everyone a favor.. No loose fitting tank tops with out a bra.. Better yet.. How about NO tank tops..And whatever you wear.,.. PLEASE have a bra on.. I really..Really do no need to see how close to your knees your chest sags... YUCK.....
And the same goes for shorts.. My god ..Show some decorum..If you see even the slightest hint of fat back rolling through said shorts..Burn them!!!

Well That's it for now.. Tip your server.And don't eat the veal.. It's human...