Saturday, September 10, 2011

NFL Pick Ems Week 1

Welcome back to football.. This is the new slogan the NFL decided  on.. It's not like you went on strik...Ohhhh Wait a second...

Without further delay we bring you our well thought out, Well planned picks...











 Pittsburgh At Baltimore(1PM CBS)

What else can you say about this game? They hate each other, They respect each other.. Baltimore leads the nation in sexually transmitted diseases,Pittsburgh has Primanti's!!!  Can Joe Flacco beat the Steelers? Seems Large Ben has owned  the Uni Brow ..With Flacco only winning last season when Ben was on suspension..

I'm sorry folks.. No way I would ever pick the Ravens.. They suck..They are from Baltimore.. And they used to be the Browns... Final score.. Convicts 21- Stillers 24


Bengals At Browns (1PM CBS)

Not much time going to spent on this 1 folks.. Cincinnati sucks.. Cleveland sucks.. But not quite as much as the Bungles... When Andy Dalton is your starter.. Raise the white flag.. Final score.. Brownies 28-Bungles 14..



Tennessee At Jacksonville  (1PM CBS)

Talk about teams that changed.. The Titans jettisoned Vince Young, Kerry Collins And Jeff Fisher.. The Jaguars dropped Gil's brother David Garrard... Honestly the running games may be the only salvation in this game.. Final score Titans(I have asked before..What the fuck is a Titan?) 24- Spotted Cats 26



New York(Andres) At Washington (4:15  PM FOX)

Should be a very emotional game, With the back drop of 9/11.. Washington decided  Rex Grossman is the answer... Well at least till he throws the first pick 6... The Andres are always tough against NFC East  foes...
Plus Colin Powell will be a honorary Captain.. But he will be busy looking for weapons of mass destruction that were never there anyways... Final Score Andres 28- Racially insensitive Team name 14.. 


Cowboys At New York(Planes)  (8:20 PM NBC)

Yet again, 2 Teams I really do not like.. Here's hoping Tony Romo is back a total of 1 quarter.. And I say the same as Mark Sanchez.. The Jets have turned into the Ravens, Giving ex cons another shot.. And I hate to say this..The emotion playing in  New York on 9/11 should energize the Jets.. Final score Jerry's Boys 21- Planes by a foot.. OK I kid.. They will score 28...


There you have it.. I am sure you can't wait until next weeks picks...

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