NFL Pickems Week 2

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends! Well last week was not very memorable at all, picking 2 correct out of 5.


Let's hope this week gets a bit better..













Cowboys(1-0) At Kansas City(1-0)  1:00  PM FOX

The Cowboys pulled out a win against the Andres last week,6 Turnovers may help any one win a game..
The Chefs, They dismantled a Jags team that had no idea what was going on all day..

On the bright side(I guess) Cowboys QB Tony Romo(It's hard to say that without laughing..) Did not break all of his ribs.This would have lead to him using that as an excuse for the somewhat poor throws he sometimes  makes..Eh screw it.. This game will not be that close.. Final score, Brokebacks 18-  Chefs 32.

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Washington Football Team(0-1) At Green Bay(0-1) 1:00PM FOX

Yes I am calling the Washington Football Team by this name, Not the racially insensitive name they are using now!

After spotting the Eagles 27 last week,The Washington's almost came back on a Philly prevent defense..

Last week the Cheese Heads had a rough afternoon,Losing to the 49ERS in San Fran where LB Clay Matthews tried to do his best WWE Flying clothesline.

I have to think Green Bay will be a tad upset after last week.. RG3 Better have that brace on really tight..He could be in for a very long day! Final Score,Washington's 21- Cheese Heads 38.
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Browns (0-1) At Baltimore(0-1) 1:00PM CBS

Well,On the bright side.. Every team in the AFC Norris went 0-For  the week.. Shawn, You know I despise anything Baltimore, And think Baltimore makes Allentown look like Disney World.. But this may be a very ugly game..On the other hand... Baltimore is really hurting after game 1... If this game was played in Cleveland, I would go with the upset.. But..... Final Score, Brownies 21- Ugly Birds 24.

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Jaguars(0-1) At Oakland(0-1) 4:25 PM  CBS

When do you  celebrate your team losing, And it feels like a win?When you are the Oakland Raiders!

The Raiders don't look like a normal 0-1 team.. The Jags on the other hand..Yeah, They"managed" 2 points  in a ass beating the LAPD would have been proud of.

This game will be over when the Raiders get the ball.. Final Score, Jagoffs 3 Raiders 24. The Jags score more then last week!
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Broncos(1-0) At New York(Andres) (0-1) 8:30 PM Or so..NBC

Oh it's the Manning bowl...YAWN....This is not the Ravens, So thinking Peyton Manning won't throw 7 touchdowns this week... But he may get six!

The Andres.. Oh they follow the same old script.. Get the shit kicked out of them in the first half..Maybe 3 quarters.. Then when the defense lays back,Eli throws for 400 plus yards  to make it look like it was actually a game. Really have no dog in this battle.. But if I am forced to pick(Hey dumbass, That's what you have to do.. It is the title of the post afterall)  Final Score, Orange Horses 38- Andres 42.
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Steelers(0-1) At Cincinnati (0-1) 8:40PM  ESPN

When the hell did they start at 8:40? Was 8:45 just too late to start?
 
Where to start.. The Steelers  had a horrible week 1.. First play in they got a safety..Hey that's great,Then you go out and NOT score until the last 2 minutes of the game... This could be a very,Very,Very long season... The only saving grace of this game will be James Harrison doing bone head shit that will  add up to penalty points! Final Score,Mighty (Somewhat) McBeams 18- Bungles 15.
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And there is yet another week of somewhat thought out, Nowhere close to scientific  picks.. As always I have to say these picks are NOT for gambling purposes, But if by chance you win..You know where I am! Until next time!