Sunday, September 22, 2013

NFL Pickems Week 3

Yes..You did Tom.. And he STILL sucks!!

Well... We did better then last week... No thanks to the Andres..Or the Mighty McBeams..Maybe this week?












New York(0-2) At Carolina(0-2)  1:00PM  FOX

Finally.. A game someone HAS to win!!! Of course as I say that, These bastards will end up in a tie..

This may be the Andre's best shot at a win for a couple weeks..And the Panthers..Well they are the Panthers..Thank god this is an early game.. Final Score, Andres 34- Black Panther Party 24..
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Green Bay(1-1)At Cincinnati (1-1)  1:00 PM FOX

This game..Could be over very early.. Last week  QB Aaron Rodgers put up almost 500 yards on a hapless Washington team.. Not saying the Bungles are hapless... But this is not the same Green Bay team that lost opening weekend,

No crystal ball needed to figure out the outcome of this game.. Final Score, Cheese Heads 48-Bungholes 21

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St Louis(1-1)At Dallas(1-1)  1:00 PM FOX

Congratulations Dallas..You are first in the NFC Worst... You are beating teams that A)Have no defense..And B)Beating themselves ... If you think this will continue...I have some really good beach front property in North Dakota..... I smell upset on this one... Final Score, Horned Goats 34-Brokebacks 31.
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Cleveland(0-2) At Minnesota (0-2) 1:00 PM CBS

Boy this is going to be a very ugly game.. The ONLY reason to watch this game? Adrian Peterson should get 200 yards!Considering he is the only quality running back  on either side of the field now that the Browns have traded Trent Richardson away to the Colts.
We traded our #1 back and all we got was this crappy RB..

Sadly all the Vikings have is Peterson..And unless it's a long run, He won't get a touchdown.. Grab coffee or something strong while watching this game.  Final Score,Brownies  15-Vikes 14.








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Jacksonvill....Oh screw it.. This isn't even worth doing the whole thing.. Seahawks 52- Jagoffs 11..They will score more points again this week!!
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Chicago(2-0) At Pittsburgh(0-2) 8:30 PM NBC

When your leading rusher has 37 yards... And his name is Felix Jones.. I think the time to smash the panic button has long passed.. Todd Haley could be working himself out of a job if his offense(More like Offensive am I right?)Doesn't score more then 10 points...

2 Very small bright spots for the Steelers.. Heath Miller may be back in this game, If not by next week..And Le'Veon  Bell actually practiced.. Now if  Large Ben could stand upright and toss a few deep passes to anyone wearing black and gold..They may have a shot!!

Final Score, Da Bears 21-Mighty McBeam Soul Patrol 24. The offense  doesn't help.. The difference maker will be Jay Cutler throwing 3 interceptions!...
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There you have it folks.. Yet another week of not really thought out..Non carefully picked NFL  games.. You think you can do better? I open the door for you come on down and give it a try! Until next time.....





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