Sunday, December 22, 2013

NFL Pickems Week 16

Welcome back to the loyal 3!! Hard to believe we are at week 16 already,Speaking as a Steeler fan..I  wish we could go back to maybe week 2... Oh hell with it, Let's just restart!!
Dallas(7-7) At Washington Football Team Who's name we will not say because it's racially immoral...(3-11)
 1:00 PM FOX
What a cluster fuck Dallas has become.OK, They really have been like this for years.

First off, The Blame for last weeks loss(Some call it a Packers comeback, Others will call it 1 of the worst collapses ever)Should rest on head coach/Ginger asshole Jason Garrett..You are up by 23 coming into the second half,You continue to throw,And for some reason you seem to run a prevent  defense...You had DeMarco Murray averaging 8.9 yards a carry in the first half.So what do you do? You continue to throw the ball!!

Then, You leave Matt Flynn, Yes THAT Matt Flynn,The same guy who was cut by Buffalo in favor of Jeff Tuel....... Take that in for a second... I'm not saying he is a horrible QB, But if you are up by 23,This guy shouldn't be scoring 4 touchdowns in the second half...

On the other side of the field,You have the dysfunction that is the Washington football team. They bench their start Quarterback, Putting his backup in. I know all 7 turnovers were not his fault, But this is an improvement? Then you actually,Somehow score a touchdown at the end of the game, But instead of going for the tie...You try a 2 point conversion... Well that failed ... So ..... Now you have these 2 teams "Playing football"  What could possibly go wrong? Enough of these 2 shit hole teams already.. Final Score, Jerry's Broke Backs 21- Washington's Fighting Cousins 20. Someone throws a pick 6 to end the game!!
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Tennessee(5-9) At Jacksonville(4-10) 1:00 PM  CBS

This is 1 of those games the league HAS to show..Sure,It's not Texans/Andres..But still going to be a shit fest! First team to 35 wins... Final Score, Fighting Fitzpatrick's 35- Spotted Jagoffs 30.
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Cleveland(4-10) At New York(Jets) (6-8)  1:00 PM CBS

The biggest storyline out of this game? Jets TE Kellen Winslow says no one on the Browns can cover him.. The Same Winslow who has 419 yards for the season, The same Winslow who has played for at least 3 teams.The same guy who was drafted by Cleveland,And wrecked his motorcycle doing tricks.. This guy is a moron.. Oh wait.. He also killed someone..I know Ray Ray likes him!!!

Final Score, Cleveland Show 24- Green Planes 14.
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New York(Andres) (5-9) At Detroit(7-7) 4:05 PM FOX


If you told me at the start of the season these 2 teams would basically be playing for draft position, I would have thought you hit your head...
The Andres collapse is more epic then the Cowboys,They have just sucked on a level  higher then anyone else could imagine this year!

The Lions..Yeah they are playing 500 ball, And until last week had a shot of seeing post season action.. This could get very, Very ugly in a short amount of time!!!
Final Score, Andres 12- Blue Cats 44.
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Pittsburgh(6-8) At Green Bay (7-6-1) 4:25 PM CBS

8 Weeks ago, This may have been a classic match up, Rodgers/Large Ben in a Super Bowl rematch.. Today, We have Matt Flynn(Yes THAT Matt Flynn, We already discussed this, Pay attention).

This is not going to be another Dallas/Packers game.. IF the Steelers jump out to a lead early.The Steelers have to shut down anything in the second half, Keep the foot on the throat!! Pittsburgh has been a Jekyll and Hyde team all season.. Beating teams most did not think they had a chance to, Then losing BIG in games they should just walk in and clean house!
I just do not know what team shows up today,But I am writing about football picks..So I damn well better make a pick huh? Final Score, Mighty Mighty McBeams 34- Cheese Heads 21.
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So there you have it, Yet another week of somewhat thought out, Not really precise NFL picks.. I'd say if you could do better, Do it..But only 2 weeks left of the regular season!!!
Merry Christmas to our loyal 3 or so readers.. May your teams be Merry and Bright!!!

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