NFL Pickems Week 4

How the fuck did I know that the Andres would actually play last week?

See that guy on the left? Yeah That's me.. I'm the guy who went 3-4 last week.. No worries, There's always another week ahead, So no sense
wasting time correct?










                                   

New York(Andres)(1-2) At Washington(1-2) 8:25 PM CBS NFLN

Holy shit the Andres showed signs of life last week..If you said, Oh come on Bob, New York had a shot,I'd have to say you my friend were drinking paint thinner!!

Then The RG3 Less Racially Insensitive Team Name we won't say actually played shoot out with the Birds O Prey..This game.. I have to stick with my gut on this.. It'll be yet another shoot out, Eli may actually win 2 in a row.. Final Score,Andres 31- Kirlk's Cousins 28.

                                                         
                                                           Green Bay(1-2) At Chicago(2-1) Sun 1:00 PM FOX
                                                  Well the Pack shit the bed last week.. I know Detroit has a good defense, But it's Aaron fucking Rodgers here..1 Thing neither team has right now? A decent running game.Of course when you play from behind, Not much time to run is there?
                                                                    Green Bay will benefit from the Bears having a little shorter week, But will it help?Take a guess..Final Score, Cheese Heads 35- Da Bears 21.

I may be a really, Really Gay steelworker,But my team can beat yours!!

Tampa Bay(0-3) At Pittsburgh(2-1) 1:00PM FOX

Where do I begin, I don't know if Carolina is that bad..Or the Steelers found their defense for a night.

This may have been the best game Pittsburgh has played in almost 2 seasons!

And if you thought last week was a good game. Here comes Tampa Bay! This is a very, Very shitty team, No running game(Le'Veon Bell has more yards then BOTH running backs from Tampa..

But of course this is the Steelers.. They show up against teams that they should beat,But then there is that 1 or 2 times  the really bad team lays an ass kicking on them.. I don't see this being 1 of those weeks..       
                                                               Final Score, Mighty McBeams  41- Tampon Bay 20.

Hi..I'm Gus..The talking Mule/

Jacksonville(0-3) At San Diego (2-1) 4:05 PM CBS

Now here's a really..Really crappy team.The 1 bright spot? They are now going with rookie QB Blake Bortles,Who in 1/2  a  game has almost half the passing yards  Chad Henne had in almost 3 weeks. Things can only improve right?

Well welcome to San Diego,Where Phillip Rivers is doing his best to win the AFC West.. The Chargers got a bit of bad news this week, All purpose threat(And all around nice white guy) Danny Woodhead will miss the rest of the season. Hey what's the over/under on  Ryan Matthews making it the rest of the year without spraining his vergina?
              
                                                             Final Score,Jagoffs 21- Whale's Vaginas 32.


                                                           Philadelphia (3-0) At San Fransisco (1-2) 4:25 PM FOX

                                                       Let's be honest about this.. The Eagles may be the best team in the NFL at the moment. They could play a half, Then just come out and kick the hell out of you. The key is, Keeping the Eagles offense on the sidelines.Yeah it sounds easy.. But no one can do it yet..

                                                        Then there are the 49'ers.. Talk about a team under achieving.. They may suck in the magnitude Tampa and Jacksonville do, But it's pretty close.. It'll be over by the 2nd quarter..
                                                            Final Score, Green Birds 42- Gold Diggers 21.

New Orleans (1-2) At Dallas (2-1) 8:30 PM NBC

Usually by the time I get to the Sunday night game, I could care less(Unless the Steelers are playing)And  this week .. I could care less!! The Cowboys won't be playing the Rams this week, So lord knows we will get to see the Tony Romo glazed look on the sidelines!

Oh screw it..  Final Score, Who Days, Or Dats Or Dims.. 48- Broke Backs 24.




                                               And there you have it.. Yet another, Oh screw it..Not like anyone gets this far to read this shit anyways.. Game on!!