Wednesday, September 17, 2014

NFL Pickems Week 3

They can win a upset game.. Just like Bob said....
I always used to believe sports was my get away.. Hate work, Watch some baseball.. Having trouble with the ladies, Watch some football... But Now it just seems like sports ARE making my escape from life.. Well life... Thanks you wife beating ass clowns, Now what am I going to do, Watch Pro shuffleboard?

At least I did somewhat better last week with my picks.I did call the Browns upset,Take that Jimmy The Greek!!!




Baltimore(1-1)At Cleveland(1-1)  1:00 PM CBS

If there is 1 team I despise, It's the Ravens.. And for 1 simple reason, They stole the former Cleveland Browns. This coming after they had a team leave in the middle of the night,And cried and whined about to everyone and anyone.

So nothing, I mean nothing in this world brings me near as much joy as when the Shit birds of Shit town lose a game!! We'll talk about how they won at home against my Steelers in a bit. But all I know is, If they can beat a New Orleans team like they did.. Going for 2 here folks..
                       Final Score,Shit Birds 18- Cleveland Show 24!!




Green Bay (1-1) At Detroit(1-1) 1:00 PM FOX

                                                      This entire division has lost it's fucking mind... Everyone is 1-1.. Someone  decide to win already.. Sure it's 2 games, But after 16 it would be 8-8 right? What a crazy go nuts world... Any who.. Final Score Rodgers Dodgers 38- Bankruptcy Court 21....


                                                         Indianapolis(0-2)At Jacksonville (0-2) 1:00 PM CBS
                                                  When you check the standings in the AFC South, And see Houston on top, And the Colts in last place(Tied with the Jags) You wonder what twisted fucking world did I just show up to? And where the hell is the alternate reality? Honestly,Does anyone care about the Jaguars? I'll answer.. Fuck And no...... Final Score,Blue Horse Shoes 37- Black and Teal Jagoffs 14.
 Houston(2-0) At New York(Andres) (0-2) 1:00 CBS

Speaking of teams no one cares about.. This white flag used to belong to the Cleveland Browns, And lord knows they still may find a way back to it..

But the New York Football Andres have found exciting, Mind numbing ways to lose, Week in and week out..

Meanwhile the Texans are everyone's new darlings.. Oh look, JJ Watt just scored a passing TD.. Oh look, That was done  30 years ago.. Big fucking deal.. Catch that pass against a real defense..
                                                                       Final Score, Houston JJ's 24- Andres 16.



Washington (1-1) At Philadelphia(2-0) 1:00 PM FOX

Ruh Roh.... RG3 got a ankle boo boo.. Now Cousin Kirk is in charge of the team who's name we will not say.. They do have this going for them, They beat up on the same team that gave the Eagles a first half fit. And Philly had to come back in the second half yet again to pull out the win! Oh if it wasn't for Hank, I wouldn't even picxk this game.. But alas, I shall.. Final Score Racially Insensitive Name 31- Green Birds 34.



 Dallas(1-1) At St Louis(1-1) 1:00 PM FOX

Good lord there are a lot of 1 o'clock games this week.. What the hell man??

Dallas gets another somewhat easy week..Taking on the Rams with a third string QB.. But the Cowboys have Tony Romo, So that evens out things..

Oh who am I kidding..I would rather watch hair catch fire then watch this suck fest..

Final Score, Romo's Bad Back 28- City Goats 21.


Great fucking job Troy.. How about you NOT let them score???

Pittsburgh(1-1)At Carolina(2-0) 8:30 PM NBC

Where to begin.. How about the shitty defense the first 2 games of the season?? How about Ben being Ben, And not just throw the ball away, But rather get sacked for a 12 yard loss...

Meanwhile Carolina has won both games so far, With 2 different QB's..And a pretty good defense(Minus a wife Beater now).

Honestly, I have no idea which Steeler team shows up. The team that,At times looks like it could beat any team..
Or the court jester team.. You know, Bell runs for 8 yards, Ben tries to get pretty.. 15 Yard loss.. Holding,Offense, Repeat second down.. Third and Carolina later..He throws a perfect pass  for a touchdown..Save all the other bullshit..
Just score damnit!! Final Score, Battlin Ben's 28- Black Panther Party 27.




And there you have it folks, Yet another week of not even close to being thought out, No way shape or form scientific Professional Football prognostications...You don't like my score? My pick? Well YOU tell me who's going to win!!

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