Saturday, October 29, 2016

NFL Pick Em's Week 8

  Welcome back to yet another week of fun and games..

After last week, The picture on the left is probably MORE realistic then you think!!
 As we always say.. Ever forward..




New York(Jets) (2-5) At Cleveland (0-7) 1:00 PM CBS

Is this the week the Browns finally win? Is this the week Ryan Fitzpatrick turns on the Fitzmagic?
Something has to happen here folks.. Quite frankly, I always say how unwatchable some games are.. But my sweet Jeebus this could be a complete cluster fuck..These are the games when you wish the end was already there..
Final Score, Green planes 21- Cleveland Show 21  Only way this is a real Browns game..

Green Bay(4-2) At Atlanta (4-3) 4:25 PM FOX

I am going to be brutally honest.. I dislike Matt Ryan... Oh he'll score a ton of points.Until you trade away the future for him!!
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his prick will just kill your whole week.. Traded for this asshole a couple years ago, Went on to score a whopping 84 points in 7 weeks!!!
 Mind you there was a 24 point game in that mix.. Plus his first week as my starter he went out and got....-1..Yeah.. Not 1 quarterback I have ever had angers me as much as he did!! For that reason alone.. Final Score, Cheese Heads 48- Flight less birds 24.

Matt Ryan will have 5 interceptions, A safety,AND 3 fumbles!!! What a flaming douche!!


                                                                                     
Philadelphia (4-2) At Dallas(5-1)  8:30 NBC

Someone must have told Jerry Jones that actually having a quarterback who DOESN'T throw picks is actually a very good thing!

Word out of Dallas is Tony Romo will not just be jumping back into the lineup..

What a shame, I was ready to start counting all those interceptions again..This really should be a good game, As long as you are a Cowboys or Eagles fan...Otherwise it's 4 hours of Practically blowing Carson Wentz and Zak   Dak Prescott  by  Flaming Uber Douche, Chris Collinsworth .. And that will only come when 1 of them does something good.. Final Score, Green Birds 34- Jerry's Boys 33. Nail biter..


And there you have it folks.. Yet another week of not thought out..Nowhere near scientific,professional football game picks.. As always, If you actually win money from these picks... Start sharing you cheap bastard!! Until next time,You can beat your friends, You can beat your meat..But You CAN NOT beat your friends meat(In most states?)

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