You just had to have a trainer who was more Vinnie Mac then an actual horse owner,You just had to take a big shit (twice)before the gates opened.I know,I know,You are wondering who's talking to you like this..That's right Hamburger Helper,It is I 
Affirmed.The last Triple Crown winner!You thought you could match my record? You thought you were better then me?You couldn't hold my reins.There's this other Cat who was better then you,But he done broke his leg,Otherwise he would have kicked your big brown ass up and down the track,Ya dig? STALL OPENS UP,What's up Playa?That's right,It's me..Barbaro!Heard ya took a huge shit,And got your ass handed to you at Belmont.Such a shame you may have actually replaced me as "America's Sweetheart"But you had to go and eat a bunch of junk before the race,Didn't you ever learn on hot days not to eat?Goddamn son, You're a retard.But Barbaro,Affirmed,I did the best i could, I can't help it i took a shit(twice)Before the race. You both know if i had another 30 minutes, I could have whipped some horsey ass ,And be hanging at the farm,And screwing the Pretty young ladies!But it's all good,My boss,Vinnie Mac the 2ND,got me a gig that pays 50 Million Large!!That's right you glorified show horses,I Big Brown will get paid to have sex! Goddamn..only in America!!!I hear my owners also have me booked for some Baseball stadium tour or some shit like that.. Sure hope i don't run into ,Him!!He'll make me leave the area they assign me for showing,I just may have to shit on him
! And where the hell is his car made out of a coffin?
Affirmed.The last Triple Crown winner!You thought you could match my record? You thought you were better then me?You couldn't hold my reins.There's this other Cat who was better then you,But he done broke his leg,Otherwise he would have kicked your big brown ass up and down the track,Ya dig? STALL OPENS UP,What's up Playa?That's right,It's me..Barbaro!Heard ya took a huge shit,And got your ass handed to you at Belmont.Such a shame you may have actually replaced me as "America's Sweetheart"But you had to go and eat a bunch of junk before the race,Didn't you ever learn on hot days not to eat?Goddamn son, You're a retard.But Barbaro,Affirmed,I did the best i could, I can't help it i took a shit(twice)Before the race. You both know if i had another 30 minutes, I could have whipped some horsey ass ,And be hanging at the farm,And screwing the Pretty young ladies!But it's all good,My boss,Vinnie Mac the 2ND,got me a gig that pays 50 Million Large!!That's right you glorified show horses,I Big Brown will get paid to have sex! Goddamn..only in America!!!I hear my owners also have me booked for some Baseball stadium tour or some shit like that.. Sure hope i don't run into ,Him!!He'll make me leave the area they assign me for showing,I just may have to shit on him
! And where the hell is his car made out of a coffin?
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