Well it looks like the Steelers are heading to Denver.. That can only mean we will get to witness first hand the power of Tim Tebow...But let's compare him and Jesus.. Let's see who could beat the Steelers...
Jesus...Let's see He doesn't need to thank himself..Every 3 seconds.. He can walk on water,He can turn said water into wine.. Think your average quarterback can do that? I think not.. But let's be fair to Tebow.. We will give him a sporting chance..
There he goes again.. We get it Tim.. How about doing some warmups?
Yes Jesus had Mary.. And the immaculate conception ..blah blah blah.. But was Mary THIS fine? I don't think so scooter!!Advantage Tebow..
Sure Tebow can vertical leap.. But can he float? Unless he is jumping from a cliff,And I don't think so.. Advantage Jesus ..
Jesus has never played in a NFL game.. Tebow has started or played in 23 games.. Advantage Tebow..
And finally, Can Tebow heal himself? I doubt it.. If Jesus tore an ACL ,He would just touch his knee,And make it all better.. Tebow on the other hand would be out for like 9 months.. So... Advantage Jesus...
Overall,Jesus out classes Tebow..Other then the choice of fine ladies.. Unless Tebow is Jesus himself.. He stands NO chance of beating the Steelers next week!!!
I am hoping to do a few more posts this week leading up to the playoffs..
Yes Jim, Playoffs.. HERE WE GO STEELERS!!!!!
2 comments:
patrice336
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just a note you blasphemor(sic)' jesus did not have mary she was his mother ...REALLY! christmas just passed you learned nothing?no pictures of jesus with any hotties so tebow still takes that one i guess
2 comments:
just a note you blasphemor(sic)' jesus did not have mary she was his mother ...REALLY! christmas just passed you learned nothing?no pictures of jesus with any hotties so tebow still takes that one i guess
Looks like Jesus took this one in the end...just a round later than Bob would have liked.
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