NFL Pickems Week 1

Welcome back football!!!! And more important, Welcome back to my 2 or so faithful readers!

Opening night was a night to forget for the Ravens(Insert snicker here),Now the rest of the NFL has it's opening weekend.Are you ready for some football?


Titans At Steelers 1:00 PM CBS

Pittsburgh has had a small problem in the preseason, Going 0-4.That alone doesn't worry me,What worries me is the entire lack of a running game.I think Willie Parker could actually come out of the stands and run  more then Redman and(Ugh) Felix Jones will probably do...

I have said this before,And I shall say it again..What the fuck is a Titan?Are these fellows from Tennessee larger then life business men?1 Thing they do have is a running game. Holding out hope Chris Johnson does not run wild more then Hulkamania in the 1990's...

It's a crap shoot folks..Just make sure you avoid the flying feces. Final Score.Mighty McBeams 22-Leaders in business 18.


Chiefs At Jaguars  1:00PM CBS

Before we get into the pick,Just 1 thing about the Jaguars/Jags.According to the NFL schedule, You are still named the Jaguars.No name change is going to help this team..

The Chiefs, All they have done is hire a new coach in Andy Reid,,Brought in Alex Smith from San Fransisco 
Add other parts here and there..

You don't need to be a genius to figure the outcome here.. Final Score, Chefs 24-Spotted Jagoffs 12.



Dolphins At Browns 1:00PM CBS

This just may be the worst game on the schedule  this week.. Welcome to South Beach Mike Wallace. It's fitting you decided to move there, You know with your alligator arms and all. Wallace is still fast, No argument there.But since early last season with  Pittsburgh he has had more drops then touchdowns.

I honestly think this may be a first in Pickems history.But I may have to pick the Browns...

Final Score, Land Sharks 16- Cleveland Show 17.


Packers At 49ERS 4:25 PM FOX

Oh joy, Nothing like watching a dancing robot for 4 fucking hours!! Dear Fox, No one cares about your stupid robot dancing.. Just give us the damn game!!! If there was ever a game that doesn't need any distractions, This is it! This has game of the week written all over it.

Hoping to catch at least a quarter of this ,This should have been the Sunday night game!

Final Score, Cheese Heads 45- Prospectors 38.


Giants At Cowboys  8:30 PM Or whenever NBC decides to start the game.

Now here is a story of 2 teams I really dislike. We all know the dislike I have for the Cowgirls. The Andres, They only bring me that dislike because they are New York..Yawn.....

The best outcome of this game would be both teams just tear each other apart..But as the Rolling Stones once said..You can't always get what ya want...

Final Score,  Andres 23- Broke Backs 28.



And there you have this weeks not really thought out,Non scientific  picks. I would advise you not to use these picks for betting purposes,But if you do...Make checks payable to cash!