Sunday, December 29, 2013

NFL Pickems Week 17

At least that's what the Andres are saying!!



Jacksonville(4-11) At Indianapolis(10-5)  1:00 PM CBS 
It's hard to believe we have reached the last week of the season, At least for 90% of the teams we pick every week.2 teams have a shot, OK, 1 Has shot.. The other has to basically have the Hindenburg reappear and explode all over again,Just to have a shot.. Oh the humanity!!!
















Wow, The Jagoffs sure have sucked this season.. At least they are not Houston.. This boys and girls is what is called a "Trap game".Or, As Tony Dungy would have called it, Rest time for anyone he could!!!

I'll be shocked if Luck is still playing after halftime!Final Score, Spotted/Black shitty helmeted Jagoffs 31- Blue Horse shoes 21.
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Washington Football Team,Who's name we shall not mention, Due to it being racially insensitive(3-12)
At New York(Andres)(6-9)  1:PM FOX

Wow.. Now we get into REALLY crappy teams!!! I'm sure the Washington's never expected a season from  hell quite like this! And on the other side, Our Home team,The Andre's... Well at least they TRIED to show up this season, OK Most of it.. OK.. 6 games!! This game will be another Buffalo/Cleveland in a blizzard.. Not much fun to watch,And even worse ..Watching the entire game!!!Final Score, Burgundy and Gold Bigots 21- Andres 22.. Pick six will come into play somewhere in this game!
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Cleveland(4-11)At Pittsburgh(7-8)  1:00 PM CBS

Here's a story of 2 teams... The first 1 had some things go very well at the start of the season, Bringing hope and optimism to it's faithful followers.. The other team.. Had problems from the start of the season, Leaving it's loyal fans to wonder, What the fuuuuuuuuuck?

By now you know the first team would be the Browns..And the other was the Mighty McBeams.. 2 Teams who had polar opposites of each other to start the first quarter of the season.. But it's not how you start, But how you finish..

If the Browns would have had Brian Hoyer at QB, The Browns may be the team who is hoping and praying for 3 other AFC Teams to lose.. But this season it's the Steelers, All the should have been,And what if's can be said.The Steelers need a win, And a Baltimore loss,Miami loss,And a San Diego loss to just get in to the playoffs.... Let's worry about 1 thing shall we.. Final Score, Brownies 21- Large Ben/s 38.. I'm pretty sure we all can hope for a Baltimore loss!!!
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Green Bay(7-7-1) At Chicago(8-7) 4:25 PM FOX

Now we get into the win and get in, Loser go home games!!

Guess what? He's baaaaaaaaack!! Packers QB Aaron is finally back from a broken collarbone(And being traded on a fantasy team) The Packers have just barely held on to a slim playoff hope.. Now they need their star quarterback to help guide them to a playoff berth..

The Bears. Well they are the Bears.. Given the chance to lock down the NFC North against a Philadelphia team that was playing for nothing last Sunday, They just went out and got 54 put on them..Just remember you saw it here first, Or..Maybe the last thing you saw before the games started,,, Oh fuck it, Just know you read it ... Final Score, Cheese Heads 44- Da Bears 24.
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Philadelphia (9-6) At Dallas(8-7)  8:30 PM  NBC

Here it is, The final regular season game of the 2013 season! In yet another win and in, Lose and go home game.. The Eagles, Who looked like they played the Washington Generals last week.. Will try and lock up the NFC Least crown with a win over the Cowboys.

The Cowboys, Are coming off a "huge" win last week against a Washington team.. In the process,They lost QB Tony Romo to a season ending back injury.. Hope beating Washington was worth it!!

Now you have Kyle Orton as your QB..You may be better off with Randy Orton.. At least he can defend himself!!!Final Score, Green Eagles 48- Sad Broke Backs 21..
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And there you have yet another...Season... Of somewhat, OK, Not really thought out picks of NFL games.. We may be continuing the pick ems into the playoffs..1 Can only hope!!!

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