Thursday, September 4, 2014

NFL Pickems Week 1

We're back!!! It's about fucking time! Sweet 9 pound, 5 ounce baby jeebus it's been forever since we have been picking nfl games for no other reason to hopefully make 1 or 2 of you laugh...So without further delay.. A picking we will go!!











Packers At Seahawks 8:30 Thursday  NBC

It's the revenge of the hail mary game. Only it's been 2 years.. This is the 1 thing I hate about the new schedule.. Fucking Thursday night games. I'm off Wednesdays,So of course I'll miss every game!

In all honesty, This may be the game of the week.. Just hope and pray the refs don't fuck this up playing flag a thon 2014..
 Final Score .Discount Double checkers 31- 12TH man 28. Fuck you Seahawks..






Cleveland At Pittsburgh
                        1:00PM CBS
                             
 Lord knows what you'll see in this game. The Chronic Brothers in the backfield for the Harf Harfs.. Or Johnny Football for the Brownies..

Hoping to watch this entire game, And hoping Cleveland is still Cleveland..Final Score, Cleveland Show 21- Mighty McBeams 34.



Jaguars At Eagles 1:00 PM CBS

There's always a shit games on opening week.. And Ladies and Gentleman, This will be it!!

If this games isn't over by mid first quarter, I'd be fucking shocked.. Only chance they have is letting Bartles(And James?) Take over after halftime..
Final Score, Jagoffs 17- Eagles 37.




                                                                                     
San Francisco At Dallas 4:25 PM FOX

I guess it's a good thing they are playing in Jerry's World instead of the 49'ers new home Levi's Stadium.. Jerry Jones will show you how to blow over a billion dollars on a stadium, And at least have the fucking turf playable!!


The biggest news this week out of Jerry Land, They got Michael Sam on the practice squad!!Folks, This is what you call Your team sucks,And the only thing we can do is say we signed a 7th round pick(Who had already been cut from 1 team)JUST because he is openly gay..
 You can argue this with me all you want.. Go look at the Cowboys transactions, Now see if there was a player who was drafted around the same round as Sam.. Yes he does have some talent,But this isn't about talent, It's about putting asses in the seats..Good luck with that Jerry...

Final Score, Brokebacks (More then ever before?) 21- Gold Diggers 31.


New York(Andres) At Detroit 7:10?? Monday ESPN

7:10 PM?? What in the holy mother fuck is that?? Just so you can cram Chargers/Cards in after this? Have fun with that kids..

Back to the game we are concerned about.. This games really comes down to which Eli Manning shows up.. Is it the Eli who will throw 5 or 6 touchdowns? Or the Eli who gives you that fucking look  when he tosses a pick 6..Let's hope it's the good Eli who shows up.
. Final Score, Andres 38- Blue Cats 34.






And there you have it folks, The 2014 season is underway.. Enjoy it if you can...

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