But honestly things could be worse.. Your name could be Ray Rice, And you could have went to Rutgers...
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Pittsburgh(1-0) At Baltimore(0-1)8:30 PM NFLN/CBS
Where do we start? The fact that Baltimore is 0-1,And has to face a division rival on a short week.Or maybe the fact that even after this week, They only have 1 decent running back on the roster?
I really feel bad for the Ravens, No seriously, You just have to feel bad for someone who continues to draft scumbags and steaming piles of shit..
Who am I kidding, This could not happen to any more of a deserving team!!
Pittsburgh just held on to win Sunday, That defense is going to give me fucking ulcers!!When you give up 24 points in the span of 30 minutes, There is a major problem!
That being said.. You can Baltimore is going to be playing with heart. Guess what they won't be playing with? A running back who is somewhat decent..
Final Score, Mighty McBeams ,31- Shit Hole Convicts 14.
1:00 PM FOX
I have a feeling,And That shocking moment is a few moments away.Until then, How about last week.
I'm not sure what to take away from the Browns week 1 loss. Is their offense that good? Was the Steelers defense that bad?
All I know is this week the Browns are playing a defense that gave up over 500 yards total offense last week..
At the end of the day, I can only hope Cleveland stays like Cleveland, Looks good trying to come back, But still loses almost every week.. Here's the part where I shock you..
Final Score, Who Dat, Or Who Dare whatever.. 31- Cleveland Show 32.
Arizona Cardinals(1-0) At New York(Andres)(0-1) 1:00 PM FOX
Glad to see Eli Manning is ready to start a new season..
You would think the Andres have a shot this week, Cards playing on the road,
Running back situation a little up in the air. That's when you realize Arizona QB Carson Palmer has more yards then pretty much the entire Giants roster!!Sweet 9 pound 5 ounce Baby Jeebus they are giving the Jaguars a run for the worst football team...I can't even talk about this game without getting a case of the runs..Final Score, Red Birds 34- Andres 17..
Speaking of teams that suck... I said this the other day, Dallas sucks out loud, In color, Blind and deaf people can actually sense the amount of suck when the Cowboys play!!
What is even scarier? The Titans are tied for first place. Sure it's only week 2.. But still..
This could be a very, Very long afternoon.. Good luck watching this train wreck..
Final Score,Jerry's Boys 14-Titans(What the fuck is a Titan?) 24.
Jacksonville(0-1) At Washington Football team(0-1) 1:00 PM CBS
And still on the subject of horrible teams, If you watched more then 1 half of either game Congratulations, You are a true fan.
This is going to end up whoever has the ball last will win.
Why I'm still picking anything related to these 2, Is beyond me!!!
Final Score, Jagoffs 17- Washingtons 21.
New York(Jets)(1-0) At Green Bay (0-1) 4:25 PM CBS
This should be a simple romp for the Packers, But they do have problems with those athletic quarterbacks.Oh wait. It's Geno Smith..
Final Score, Planes 14- Acme Meat Packers 38.
Philadelphia(1-0)At Indianapolis (0-1)8:30 or so.. ESPN
Another week, Another AFC South opponent for the Eagles, Unlike last week, The Colts are not just going to stop playing after the second half.. Glad to see Trent Richardson delighted Fantasy Football owners with yet another stellar week...This may actually be a watchable game, Even for casual fans. Final Score, Liberty Bells 37- Blue Horse Shoes 34.
And there you have it folks, Yet another week of sub par, Not highly thought out ,Never scientific Professional Football picks.. You think you can do better? Then get in touch with me.. I'll post your pick with mine!!
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