Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Gettinjg To Know Your NFL Pickems Teams

Yes folks, It's that time of year again, The leaves will be changing,The brats are back in school.. And it's football season again!!!If you have been following along,We add our zany insight to typical NFL picks. Most of these are teams the loyal 3 or 4 like. A couple others are teams my fellow IFL owners like.

This year we add 1 more team, Thanks to long time reader,And fellow IFL owner  Hank(Corey),But all the teams we picked last year will be back(Jacksonville, You got a 1 year reprieve)So follow along as we introduce you new followers to NFL pickems, Grumblings And Rumblings style!!

 First off, We start with my team. The Pittsburgh Steelers..Common nicknames, Mighty McBeams, Omar's Army,Thundering Bens.. Last year, Eh fuck we won't talk about last year.. This season.. You may see a few more picks against them. Gone are the days Large Ben would make great work for me, You know "Allegedly "Raping women, Driving a motorcycle with no helmet,So on and so on.. This year he may set the NFL record for being sacked... In his TENTH yea! Lord knows how they will do!


 Cleveland Browns, IF They could stop poor drafting(Manziel  Johnny)or keeping players from being suspended(Gordon Josh) They actually may win some games. As they are a division rival,I hope they continue to suck, Have to deal with the other assholes in this division  that are winning now..Common nicknames,Brownies, The Cleveland Shows,And 2 games out the season, Shit Stains!
 New comer to our pick ems this season, The Philadelphia Eagles. You're welcome Hank lol.. I'm sure  by the end of the season I will come up up with new names for the former "Dream Team".. Until then, Green Eagles and ham will work..







 Up next.. The Jacksonville Jaguars.. They suck out loud!! Common names, Jagoffs, Jags,And this year, Anew name..Teal And Black And 8 Games Back!! This is the last year they will be in pick ems,Unless I hear that someone actually roots for these guys!



Here's 1 of the original teams, Long time reader Joy is a die hard Giants fan, And she has to put up with me knocking this team!! Common names, Andres, Fighting Andres.. New York Football Andres..







Next up.. Everyone's favorite to just shit all over.. The Dallas Cowboys.. Not many teams I can say I hate.. But this is 1 of 2 or 3!!! Common Nicknames, Brokebacks, Jerry's Boys, Jerry's World,







                        The Green Bay Packers..The main reason they are here is Ryan.. He has control of this blog whenever he feels the need to write a blog.. And knowing I didn't add them, He would!! Also Aaron Rodgers used to be my QB in Fantasy Football... Common Nick Names.. Chesseheads,Discount Double Checkers, Acme Inc..



And there you have it folks, You may see the same pictures a weeks in a row, But the picks will always be interesting.. As I always say, They are not highly thought out, Very Non scientific football prognostications.. And I'm always looking for someone to"Beat Bob" .. So if you think your picks are better, Get ahold of me, And I will print yours and mine!! Until next time!!!.

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