Anyone who knows me knows i enjoy a good joke,And sometimes there is a line between good judgement,And bad judgement.Someone forgot to tell the assholes at a Seahawks website this.The text below is taken from that website,And if you are offended easily, I suggest you not read this.I will make a few comments after the text
"With over another week to get to know each other we here at The Huddle thought we'd roll out out the ol' welcoming wagon. In so doing, we thought we'd share with you some jokes to help brighten your day. Enjoy. "
A Giants fan went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"
The Giants fan's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.
Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!
Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)
Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
Last edited by Mason on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Q: How many Giants fans died in 9/11?
A: Who the F cares?
Some responses to post from other fans:
"wow! those are great!"
"Dont get your panties in a knot, they are just jokes...obviously there is more than one person in the united states who has written/read these jokes, so dont point fingers that we are the insesitive ones."
"I kind of like it, because now New Yorkers dont think they are so invincible anymore.
Ok,First thing I have to say is this, When did it become PC to make jokes like this about a tragedy that pretty much affected everyone in the United States?
Anyone who knows me at all, Knows i will make a joke about pretty much anything.But after reading that horse shit,Even I was offended! And this is coming from someone who made a joke about Paul Newman's passing today.
If this post upset you, or pissed you off, Good,You are still a decent human!I'll end this with 1 thing.Seattle keeps showing the rest of the Country why it deserves to be stuck in dank,rainy town!And sorry Shawn,I'll be rooting for a Giants victory on Oct,5 ..
"With over another week to get to know each other we here at The Huddle thought we'd roll out out the ol' welcoming wagon. In so doing, we thought we'd share with you some jokes to help brighten your day. Enjoy. "
A Giants fan went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"
The Giants fan's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.
Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!
Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)
Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
Last edited by Mason on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
_________________
Q: How many Giants fans died in 9/11?
A: Who the F cares?
Some responses to post from other fans:
"wow! those are great!"
"Dont get your panties in a knot, they are just jokes...obviously there is more than one person in the united states who has written/read these jokes, so dont point fingers that we are the insesitive ones."
"I kind of like it, because now New Yorkers dont think they are so invincible anymore.
Ok,First thing I have to say is this, When did it become PC to make jokes like this about a tragedy that pretty much affected everyone in the United States?
Anyone who knows me at all, Knows i will make a joke about pretty much anything.But after reading that horse shit,Even I was offended! And this is coming from someone who made a joke about Paul Newman's passing today.
If this post upset you, or pissed you off, Good,You are still a decent human!I'll end this with 1 thing.Seattle keeps showing the rest of the Country why it deserves to be stuck in dank,rainy town!And sorry Shawn,I'll be rooting for a Giants victory on Oct,5 ..
2 comments:
Seattle's mommy needs to take away his computer privileges. Hopefully no grown man would post crap like that. Glad that Pittsburgh beat them in the Superbowl!
The sad part in this whole thing is they are using the Seahawks name,(Which may get them a letter from the Seahawks telling them to shut it down)I have nothing against the team,They just are doing what they always do,Play football.Fans have a right to speak their mind,But that crosses the line
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